Claymore's Guarantee

[claymore]

Claymore\'s Guarantee

There'll be no drought this summer - its put about 10 feet of rain down here today - I'm organising liferafts and an airlift for the snowdrops just now.

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Claymore
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[jimi]

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Based on that logic I'm buying a motorboat cos ther'll be no wind either!

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[BrendanS]

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Just pop over to Mobochat, and we'll soon have you sorted with a motorboat suited to your requirements. Nice to see at least one raggie coming to his senses, and converting to the only sensible way of boating /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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[claymore]

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Brendan
He's not doing that - its Saturday - he'll have been on the drink.

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[Ohdrat]

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mmm well it's all snow up here.. Can't see the snow drops for snowdrifts..

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[jimi]

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Oh good, based on that logic, July should be snowfree in Scotland.

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[Ohdrat]

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That's no guarantee at all.. Are you thinking of venturing north?

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[claymore]

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He'll be there in April/May
He talked of being there in the summer and we even got some fairly detailed passage planning done in a beermat sort of a fashion but then we began to see posts about Brittany so I guess the wuss is staying down there

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[jimi]

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Well Para and I have an elderly friend in Melfort. We are sort of obliged to take him out occasionally, from the nursing home so, at some point nae doot, we'll venture into the farfung vastness of the NW coast to sail a conservatory. Fortunately the floating condoninium was equipped by a far sighted washing machine salesman so the bouts of incontinence, once cleaned, are'nt too noticeable.

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[claymore]

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OK - sae whits gang wrang wi yer wee piccie?
Ye've an email frae masel ootlinin ra trip an ye'll need tae bunk aff ra wairk oan ra last day o' april - then ets ra Corryvrekkan fer the pair o youse ye wee scaldies - mid tide, backwards, conservatory at the ready an we'll see wha keeks their breeks then.

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Claymore
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[Ohdrat]

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oh eck.. well if you see a scruffy CO26 flying around the west coast (possibly St Kilda) stay well clear.. NUC.. We will be en route from the Clyde to our home port of Ullapool..

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[jimi]

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Well we'll be hard tae spot as thon smoke belching eberheater thingie that Claysie nicked aff a broken doon fly spattered Spanish lorry has geen up ra ghost .. jist as weel ah'm thinkin' .. so ye'll nae be able tae track us fae the tracks o' black sulphurous emmissions .. (think he's staying aff ra guinness) ..

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[ParaHandy]

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michty, ra anchor's still the '88 hotpoint twin tub? we'll no be difficult tae spot?

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[jimi]

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Aye ah suppose sae, and ra wisteria on ra hood and hollyhocks oot ra hawsepipe is a wee bit oot ra ordinairy .. ah suppose Inverewe is a loch or twa too far.. fit dae ye think?

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[Twister_Ken]

Anachronism.

Hotpoint twin tub! Jings, has yer man nae upgraded tae a Fordson Major injine block? Does he nae ken whit keeping abreast of ra times means?

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[ParaHandy]

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ahm thinking that with orra fine specimens growing in ra patio, not forgetting the palm, that we shud hae an open day so's they folk less fortunate than oor guid sel's can share the botanically horticultyralous bonansha fer a michty wee contribushun ... ? whit dae youse think?

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[jimi]

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Aye .. yons a gran idea .. maybe if we get up a wee bit early we can get it a' sortid oot and feeneeshed afore the auld yin arrives. Mind ye we'll hae to hae a USP in view of the multitude o' herbacious and flowering fora in ra vicinity .. maybe a pets corner in the soft play area of the rear cabin?

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[claymore]

Jings

Whit in the name O' Goad hev the pair O ye binoan? Yer linin yerseels up fer a sconsin, there's nae doobt an yin skinnymalink wee Kenny'll be feelin ra flat o ma hon ef he gangs mich mair doon ra road o criticisin m'anchor. Whits wroang wi ra twintub - it wairks a treat an nae mistake an hes the beatin o ony delta when it comes tae pullin ra fush. Is it the extra daylicht thats botherin ye lads?

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[bob_tyler]

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This thread was going fine until someone started to reply in a foreign language.

When I see this strange language my mind goes blank as I cannot find a translator program which knows it - a real shame as I feel I may be missing out on great wisdom.

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[Twister_Ken]

Don\'t worry, be happy

> I feel I may be missing out on great wisdom<

No chance!

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