Claymore, Claymore,Claymore

[jimi]

Mayday relay mayday relay mayday relay

This is Yacht GR, Yacht GR, Yacht GR

MAYDAY Unknown Vessel


Position is Corryvreckan

MotorSailing Vessel's interior cold and sooty and requires immediate assistance

4 persons and one goat on board

 

[claymore]

Re: Mayday relay mayday relay mayday relay

Clyde Coastguard
Yacht Claymore
I'm around 1 hour steaming time from Corryvreckan
Advise if I may be of assistance
Over

 

[jimi]

Mayday Unknown vessel, Mayday Unknown vessel, Mayday unknown Vessel
This is GR,GR,GR

Obviously the CG cannot raise you (despite being a nice wee burd)

So we will act as resue coordinators, what is your exact position

Over

 

[KevB]

Solent coastguard, Solent coastguard, Solent coastguard. This is Nirvana, Nirvana, Nirvana. Radio check please. Over. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[ShipsDog]

Nirvana,Nirvana,Nirvana

You are loud and brash.

Radio checks on CH67 please yah dickhead

OUT

 

[Sgeir]

Clyde Coastguard,

Clyde Coastguard, Clyde Coastguard.

Thie is yacht Numptie requesting a weather forecast. Oh, and have you got the number for the Canna bistro? Errrrrrm. Over.

 

[KevB]

Re: Nirvana,Nirvana,Nirvana

Solent coastguard, Solent coastguard, Solent coastguard this Nirvana, Nirvana, Nirvana. Message recieved and duly ignored. Nirvana, ****OVER*****AND******OUT****** /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[claymore]

All stations, All stations, All Stations

This is Claymore, Claymore, Claymore
I am not in distress
I say again
I am not in distress
Claymore
Out

 

[Nauti Fox]

Re: All stations, All stations, All Stations

Claymore, Claymore, Claymore,
Who's dress are you in then? Over

 

[starboard]

Re: All stations, All stations, All Stations

Mayday....this is Clyde coastguard....Mayday, information notice number 5. Vessel Claymore located 5 miles NE Colonsay, inadvertant activation of 406 EPIRB. All safe and well Rescue helicopter 177 returning to Prestwick Islay and Oban lifeboats returning to station. Jimi's yacht continuing on passage. date time group Friday 8th April 1818 UTC. Clyde Coastguard Out.

 

[jimi]

Claymore,Claymore,Claymore

This is GR,GR,GR
over

 

[bdsweeting]

Re: Claymore,Claymore,Claymore

10101111000 11100001101010 101010 1001 0001111 0010101

Sorry, pressed the DSC button in error. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[claymore]

U18,U18,U18

U18, U18,U18
This is Claymore Claymore Claymore
Are you receiving?
Over

 

[starboard]

Re: U18,U18,U18

PAN PAN, PAN PAN,PAN PAN......this is yacht.............In Dr..........have......................hole.......................15NW.....of.......Isle of Gi.................................requ..........................ance.

 

[ShipsWoofy]

Re: U18,U18,U18

Vessel calling Pan Pan, you were overspoken by some plonker called Claymore, please say again .... over!

 

[bob_tyler]

Re: U18,U18,U18

All this misuse of the few available radio frequencies has been reported to OFCOM with the recommendation that they withdraw their proposals for free licences.

Suggest new licence fee of £1000 per annum to leave all channels free for the rich.

 

[claymore]

Re: U18,U18,U18

This is Claymore
Say again please
Over

 

[bob_tyler]

Re: U18,U18,U18

CLAYMORE CLAYMORE CLAYMORE

This is MARTIUS MARTIUS MARTIUS

Your signature is obsolescent and should read:

www.whoi.edu/services/facilities/external/people/CLAYMORE/index.htm

OUT

 

[claymore]

Re: U18,U18,U18

Martius
Claymore
Thank you for that but I can't remember how to change it
Have you picking up transmissions from Glen Rosa?
Over

 

[bob_tyler]

Re: U18,U18,U18

Claymore
Martius

Click on "User Options" at top of this page. At the bottom of the page you will find a box "Personal Information etc. Click on "Edit" and you will find it there. Just copy then paste in correct URL instead of the present one.

No comm yet from Glen Rosa but then do not expect that a Scottish Rose Garden would have a radio with correct marine channels or to be able to transmit as far as Falmouth, in the wild (South) West.

Is U18 a sunken submarine (ghost) from WWII?

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