Beer n Natter in the SOF

[Seastoke]

So after food and more beers what I paid for , Bouba gave us a guided tour of Toulon he needed a flag really after kept saying follow me which was hard as he was trying to take my son down staps in his wheelchair. Then the event of our trip of a life time . Bouba quote , here is where I buy my shoes from , you don’t have to bend down to fit them. I looked up and there in all its glory. A effing SKETCHERS SHOP. At that point boobs mentioned he has not bought any as they don’t do wide fitting. More to come.

 

[Fr J Hackett]

You sound like a pair made in heaven, for each other.

 

[Bouba]

So after food and more beers what I paid for , Bouba gave us a guided tour of Toulon he needed a flag really after kept saying follow me which was hard as he was trying to take my son down staps in his wheelchair. Then the event of our trip of a life time . Bouba quote , here is where I buy my shoes from , you don’t have to bend down to fit them. I looked up and there in all its glory. A effing SKETCHERS SHOP. At that point boobs mentioned he has not bought any as they don’t do wide fitting. More to come.

For those not in the know, there are very few Skechers shops in France.....I think that it’s worth pointing one out when you see it

 

[Seastoke]

Made in Size 7

 

[Seastoke]

So we managed to lose Boobs about sick o clock, I like that one , so time for one more beer before train . Get to the station , two lads with assistance on the uniform ask where are you going sir Marseille,ebad can I see your ticket . That’s all good sir but , with a ramp in his hands I cannot help as you need 3days in advance for me to help you. Can I borrow your ramp , No ok F off .

 

[Seastoke]

We have been cordially invited to go to Antibes by jmf, so we will take up that offer next June.

 

[Bouba]

We have been cordially invited to go to Antibes by jmf, so we will take up that offer next June.

Since nobody guessed who you were in the photo... I assume the invitation is open to anyone turning up claiming to be you

 

[Wansworth]

Since nobody guessed who you were in the photo... I assume the invitation is open to anyone turning up claiming to be you

Note taken will require photo with afferdavit from priest or lawyer before offering hosteleria

 

[Bouba]

Note taken will require photo with afferdavit from priest or lawyer before offering hosteleria

Luckily I know a priest....

 

[Wansworth]

Luckily I know a priest....

Accompanied by the dog will be enough

 

[Bouba]

Accompanied by the dog will be enough

I’ll say he’s a stray that I just found....and would he mind the dog going on the superyacht

 

[Wansworth]

I’ll say he’s a stray that I just found....and would he mind the dog going on the superyacht

You could always wave a charging lead …..

 

[Seastoke]

There is a weird guy who sails out of Scotland , name skylark off pbo. He could be Boubas twin. I am still having treatment.

 

[Fr J Hackett]

There is a weird guy who sails out of Scotland , name skylark off pbo. He could be Boubas twin. I am still having treatment.

Bouba says his therapist tells him it will be years of therapy after meeting you.

 

[Bouba]

Bouba says his therapist tells him it will be years of therapy after meeting you.

She told you that in confidence

 

[Seastoke]

I think boobs and fag packet are the same person.

 

[Bouba]

I think boobs and fag packet are the same person.

If I had an alter ego.... I could do better than that

 

[Fr J Hackett]

If I had an alter ego.... I could do better than that

You wish

 

[Seastoke]

So we made it to Casis, what a beautiful place . Was it better without Bouba there!!!! Well it was cheaper. Trying to get a beer out of boobs is like getting a vape out of fag packet. So it’s saving to buy JMF a nice port, and a few tinnies.

 

[Bouba]

So we made it to Casis, what a beautiful place . Was it better without Bouba there!!!! Well it was cheaper. Trying to get a beer out of boobs is like getting a vape out of fag packet. So it’s saving to buy JMF a nice port, and a few tinnies.

I’m glad you finally got there....a lovely little town. Don’t waste your money trying to bribe jfm....he won’t want you on his boat....I didn’t want you on my boat