Seastoke
Well-known member
More to come , just waiting for the mods.
Beer n Natter in the SOF
- Thread starter Seastoke
- Start date
Bouba
Well-known member
Sounds exciting......
BruceK
Well-known member
In a scary sort of way?
Fire99
Well-known member
Party!!! 
kawasake
Member
Be a disaster Mate
They don’t do beer down there
It’s lager an that
Grapes
Anchovies an that
Junno
They have bread with garlic innit!
I mean, come on daft innit!
Stingo
Well-known member
And snailsBe a disaster Mate
They don’t do beer down there
It’s lager an that
Grapes
Anchovies an that
Junno
They have bread with garlic innit!
I mean, come on daft innit!
And frog's legs
Bouba
Well-known member
We had fish and chips and burgers and salad..... and they did consume some (Be a disaster Mate
They don’t do beer down there
It’s lager an that
Grapes
Anchovies an that
Junno
They have bread with garlic innit!
I mean, come on daft innit!
) lager....I was driving so I didn’t drink 
kawasake
Member
Bouba
Well-known member
No more updates ?....I was looking forward to see what happened
BruceK
Well-known member
Roy will be back to organize as soon as he learns how to charge his iPhone back up
Seastoke
Well-known member
Ok here we go , we flew into Baghdad ie Marseille, France on Saturday , although there are some nice places to visit the place is overrun with sand lovers. So we broke silence and spoke to Bouba, yes it was a risky move but we was looking for an escape from the dessert. We arranged to meet in Cassis on Monday, to save Bouba having his hair shaved off again . We went to the train station as a trial as the French are French . I speak fluent so should be no problems !! Three tickets to Casis return please , one for a wheelchair. Sir you have to book on line for the chair and they don’t open on sundays ok bye .
Contact Bouba can’t do Monday bla bla, Bouba ok we will do Thursday ,sorted.
We booked assistance for the trip . Thursday arrived got to the station at 10.30 , gates locked ,there is a suspicious bag so evacuated the station , let’s have beer. We phoned Boobs explained and would give him an update. 2 beers later we are on the train ,a nice ramp folded nice into a cupboard buy the door operated by staff. Phone Boobs we are on the train, k see you soon . We arrived in Casis about 12 there was no one to get out the ramp , after a Stoke kiss it opened, we are off the train and see it pull off. Great let’s find a beer and phone Boobs. Oops there is only a subway under the track, so spoke to mister Google , no not him, phoned Boobs explained the situation , we was going to go to Toulon then catch a train back to Casis and meet him there . I had stern NO it sounded like he was źtalking to FR Fagpacket Boobs said he would come to Toulon perfect me thinks. So as we approach the station we try to get off , no assistance but we manage, Right where is boobs ,as the train left we realised we got off at the station before Toulon , ffs no wonder there was no help, anyway to cut a shit story short we jumped on the next train and arrived in Toulon. No more yet I am tired after the lon train journey. SS.
Contact Bouba can’t do Monday bla bla, Bouba ok we will do Thursday ,sorted.
We booked assistance for the trip . Thursday arrived got to the station at 10.30 , gates locked ,there is a suspicious bag so evacuated the station , let’s have beer. We phoned Boobs explained and would give him an update. 2 beers later we are on the train ,a nice ramp folded nice into a cupboard buy the door operated by staff. Phone Boobs we are on the train, k see you soon . We arrived in Casis about 12 there was no one to get out the ramp , after a Stoke kiss it opened, we are off the train and see it pull off. Great let’s find a beer and phone Boobs. Oops there is only a subway under the track, so spoke to mister Google , no not him, phoned Boobs explained the situation , we was going to go to Toulon then catch a train back to Casis and meet him there . I had stern NO it sounded like he was źtalking to FR Fagpacket Boobs said he would come to Toulon perfect me thinks. So as we approach the station we try to get off , no assistance but we manage, Right where is boobs ,as the train left we realised we got off at the station before Toulon , ffs no wonder there was no help, anyway to cut a shit story short we jumped on the next train and arrived in Toulon. No more yet I am tired after the lon train journey. SS.
Last edited:
Bouba
Well-known member
Seastoke
Well-known member
Blame the mods not me.
Bouba
Well-known member
Are you submitting your work to the mods for approval before posting or just hoping ?..,I was in stitches
Seastoke
Well-known member
YesAre you submitting your work to the mods for approval before posting or just hoping ?..,I was in stitches
Bouba
Well-known member
People in our home town started to tell the wife that every time they talk to me, all I say is ´oui’…that was the time the wife stopped me from visiting my doctor on my own
Seastoke
Well-known member
You di
d a lot of pissing when I was there.
Fr J Hackett
Well-known member
He went a good 3 hours without going when I met him.
Bouba
Well-known member
Well…. I’d heard the rumours
Seastoke
Well-known member
So we told Boobs what bar to meet us , bearin mind we were 2 hours late , it was very posh as I imagined boobs to be an English gent. As he appeared in the bar with others , I walked straight past him and shook another mans hand. AnyWay , time for more beer, we did the introductions, I was keen to ask about the Seacock change and why every thing takes so long. Then the truth came out he has a 1/10 sized diesel model of the ST34, that’s why it takes him forever to do jobs. More to come.
