BALLS !

[byron]

My dogs would like to sincerely thank all those people that lose balls in the Thames. They drift down and get fished out for them to tear apart. Yesterday I pulled out 6 of which two were rather splendid footballs.

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[Bejasus]

Hi Byron, I am afraid your dancing piccy may well be entering the realms of the politcally incorrect. ;o(

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: six????

thats as many balls as the scots goalie had to fetch out of his net

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[jimi]

What kind of balls were the other 4, have you got photos so we can try and identify them!

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[jhr]

Identification

A blonde goes into a golf pro's shop and walks up to the counter.

"What are those"? she says to the shop assistant, pointing to a couple of small, round, white objects, on the counter.

"They are golf balls, Madam" came the reply "but unfortunately we are almost out of stock at the moment".

The next day, the blonde goes into the shop again, to find that the delivery man has been and that there are now several boxes of balls on the counter.

"Aha"! she cries "I see you've shot another Golf"!



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[byron]

Re: Identification

"Aha"! she cries "I see you've shot another Golf"!

I don't understand, were they out of season or something?


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[byron]

Two had teeth marks but I checked, they are definately not Tripleace's.

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[BarryH]

Have you got access to his dental records then!! How do you know what his teeth are like.

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[jhr]

Possible explanation

In the words of the mighty Tom Lehrer, in relation to shooting two Game Wardens, seven Hunters, and a Cow:

The law was very firm, it
Took away my permit
..The greatest punishment I ever endured.
It seems there was a reason,
Cows were out of season
And one of the Hunters wasn't insured..........

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[tripleace]

its the necks of young virgins swimming near wallingford I prefer, not footballs.



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[byron]

Then you had better attend the Virgin Convention. All the Virgins aged 12 - 17 in Oxfordshire & Berkshire are having a convention, they are holding it in the Telephone Box at Didcot Railway Station.

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