Adverts tell lies

[byron]

<font color=blue>Who among you have seen the Gas advertisements offering £100 off if you give them your old Boiler? Well don't believe it, I took Eileen in and they wouldn't give me a penny for her.</font color=blue>

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[Bejasus]

Ooh!Ooh! Straight to hell for that one...................../forums/images/icons/frown.gif

 

[boatone]

Whilst we all keep hoping that you will eventually get better, I do believe that you are actually getting worse......so distressing to have to witness such rapid degeneration.......

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[jimmie]

Try the Bodyshop, last time I was in they'd run out!

 

[ccscott49]

Paulines' cannibals beat you there!

 

[burgundyben]

FOMC

"Who was he?"

 

[paulineb]

First Officer, Mr Christian ?

Pxx

 

[burgundyben]

Fell off my chair. nm

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"Who was he?"

 

[Duster]

I saw a shop locally advertising a "Mammoth Sale " , went in and asked to have a look at some mammoths - got thrown out !!

 

[byron]

<font color=blue>Thats not the story I heard.. I heard you walked into the store and asked the shop assistant if you could look at her Mammaries</font color=blue>

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[Duster]

You could be correct, but my excuse is dyslexia ! This could also explain the incedent in another shop where a rather well endowed assistant had a badge on her chest saying "Pat" , I mistook an identification for an invitation and got chucked out again !

 

[byron]

but my excuse is dyslexia
<font color=blue>

Haydn has this problem too, he spent hours one late Saturday night banging on the doors of a Warehouse trying to get in.</font color=blue>

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[Stingo]

Isn't it unfair that dyslexia such a difficult word to spell?



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[ccscott49]

wots that got to do wiv broilers??

 

[Stingo]

what are "broilers"

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[hlb]

Not really. Dickslicksia

<font color=blue>Haydn

 

[ccscott49]

You don't know what broiling is? Oh! Well, it's a mercan term I guess, but I've seen it in UK, its a method of cooking, whereby you broil something, normally meat, on a hotplate, a bit like grilling. But you couild also buy a broiling fowl, an old chicken, which would need partially boiling or steaming first, before roasting.
Plus of course you did mention dyslexia, didn't you? Slow this morning/afternoon, eh!

 

[Stingo]

Starkle, starkle little twink
Who the hell am you I think
Although I am not under the affluence of incohol
Many thinkles peep I are.



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[ccscott49]

Wish I was, under the afluence of incohol I mean! Instead we are f.......g drilling!!

 

[Bejasus]

At least you are in the 1 spot going round and round, while we, on the other hand, are all bloody over the place going round and round, up and down, rolling & heaving.................where's that bucket....oh were sailing in it......./forums/images/icons/crazy.gif