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Steven had a balding pate
His cranium did gleam.
And all the planes that flew above
Diverted, they had been.

For off his head the sun did glint -
It dazzled everywhere.
So extra fuel was used by dint
Of Steven's lack of hair.
 
I think I'll just sneak off to the corner of the pub and sit there while I sip my pint and lick my eyebrows.
 
James had a boat
but the coastguard declared
that when he used it they were scared
But regardless he tried
even with batteries quite fried
So off he did troop
to cover his family in soup....

edit a few minutes later.... god, that is truly bloody awful....
 
...day jobs and alternate careers? Ever mentioned too you before?
 
Must be that identical twin brother of mine that mum gave away at birth. She says she kept the good looking one, which I am quite happy to believe.
 
Com exceção desses que foram penalizados, eu lhe desejo todos os ventos justos este fim de semana.
 
and in German

Außer jenen, die bestraft worden sind, wünsche ich Ihnen am Wochenende alle schönen Winde.
 
Without cheating by looking for an language translator on Google (and in the interests of a few more posts), give it your best shot. The first was in Portuguese.
 
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