Numpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Numpty Dumpty's hair took a fall,
all the King's trichologists,
and all the King's holistic therapists,
couldn't make Numpty hirsute again.
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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And here's yours SturgeonSteve, for the same offence
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Numpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Numpty Dumpty's hair took a fall,
all the King's trichologists,
and all the King's holistic therapists,
couldn't make Numpty hirsute again.
But a quick session on SailRoom soon sorted it for the slap headed fecker.
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gulp...... having an interesting day are we Steve?
PS... getting down to Two J's III much?
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i) Trying my best not too.
ii) (ps) Not as often as I would like, but hols are coming, then, hopefully, No.2 will be off to Uni and things can settle down at Stuge Towers.