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.. tip of the sloung

[/ QUOTE ]Funny, that was also mentioned this morning.
 
A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out
anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

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And here's yours SturgeonSteve, for the same offence

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Numpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Numpty Dumpty's hair took a fall,
all the King's trichologists,
and all the King's holistic therapists,
couldn't make Numpty hirsute again.
But a quick session on SailRoom soon sorted it for the slap headed fecker.

Does that make amends?
 
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gulp...... having an interesting day are we Steve?

PS... getting down to Two J's III much?

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i) Trying my best not too.
ii) (ps) Not as often as I would like, but hols are coming, then, hopefully, No.2 will be off to Uni and things can settle down at Stuge Towers.
 
Bet you knew how to do that anyway and it was just a cunning plan to get an extra post or two by claiming IT ignorance.
 
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