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hlb

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"Pussy In Boats" was the best ever. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Harry the Donkey playing the cat.

Pauline playing Pussy. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Twas On THe Good Ship Venus. For the interlude.
 

Alistairr

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Away in a manger,
No crib for His bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down His sweet head

The stars in the bright sky
Looked down where He lay
The little Lord Jesus
Asleep on the hay

The cattle are lowing
The poor Baby wakes
But little Lord Jesus
No crying He makes

I love Thee, Lord Jesus
Look down from the sky
And stay by my side,
'Til morning is nigh.

Be near me, Lord Jesus,
I ask Thee to stay
Close by me forever
And love me I pray

Bless all the dear children
In Thy tender care
And take us to heaven
To live with Thee there.

Oh, and Callum, as Little Lord Jesus, Please!!! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 

jhr

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Snow Wight and the Seven Dwarves

Just the thing. Time for a casting call:

Grumpy - BrendanS
Bashful - Julie (the well-known shrinking violet)
Dopey - Er, moi, probably
Doc - Dr"Sod-the-spinnaker"Alex
Sleepy - Jimi
Sneezy - bit stuck on this one. How about re-naming to Sleazy, in which case, Lakesailor?
Happy - Do I have to spell it out?
Wicked stepmother/Pantomime Dame - IanGrant
Prince Charming - Hmm. Running out of inspiration, now, plus limited material on here. Any suggestions?

The only problem is that it doesn't leave a role for Pauline. Snow White, though raven haired and lovely, is also virtuous. Ahem...........

Lyrics to follow, though there is the old song about how long Boots used to take to develop photographs: "Some day my prints will come..."
 

jhr

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Re: Snow Wight and the Seven Dwarves

Right. To the tune of "Whistle While You Work":

Just whistle while you sail,
And let your boat eat Ten Pound Notes
Whilst your Accountant wails.

Just wear a happy face,
It won't take long to kill the pong
When Peggie’s on the case.

And as you scrub the decks,
The gulls you’ll curse and – what’s much worse -
You’ll want to wring their necks.

Just write a massive cheque
Though SWMBOs moan, your boat’s your own
So s*d it – what the heck…………
 

wakeup

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[ QUOTE ]
"Pussy In Boats" was the best ever. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

Harry the Donkey playing the cat.

Pauline playing Pussy. /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

Twas On THe Good Ship Venus. For the interlude.

[/ QUOTE ]

How about 'Chesnuts around an open spit roast'
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Rowana

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Who's going to play the Dame?

[/ QUOTE ]

Para ? ? ?

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PARSONSHEATH

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Re: Snow Wight and the Seven Dwarves

Well, if you do the one with"Baron Hardup" I reckon Catmandoo should get the part, he is such a sweety from all his posts, and if you hold him down and sedate him for the run, you could end rabies free?
 

studgies

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Re: Snow Wight and the Seven Dwarves

Cinderfella with Shy Talk as the camp cross dressing leed!
 

hlb

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Maybe alot of you were not around. But every year we really have done a panto. I did most of the first two. Others did much of the others. There really was Pussie in boats, invented by Pauline. Obviously. Also Cinderella and a few more.

Now, the idea is, we come up with a name for the panto. But course it's based around boats and as many as possible on the forum gets a part. Course it set off as a mobo thing. Dont all the good things!!

So, some one starts off and sets the scene, other folks join in, the story twists and turns. The beauty of the tinternet is nothing has to be real, majic things can happen. Obviously the panto is nothing like the real ones and the more far fetched the better. Now get you thinking caps on!!
 
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