Xmas present for a Mr Billings...!!

Sybarite

Well-known member
Joined
7 Dec 2002
Messages
27,681
Location
France
Visit site
DEAR FRIEND,

MY NAME IS GOWON SANUSI, PERSONAL ASSISTANT TO DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT ROYAL TRUST & (SECURITIES) BANK OF NIGERIA.

I AM WRITTING IN RESPECT OF A FOREIGN CUSTOMER OF MY BANK( GENE BILLINGS, 70, NORFOLK, CONNECTICUT) WHO PERISHED IN THE PLANE CRASH OF 31 OCTOBER 1999[WITH EGYPTIAN AIRLINE 990] WITH HIS BARREN WIFE AND OTHER PASSENGERS ABOARD AS YOU CAN COMFIRM IT YOURSELF THROUGH THIS WEB SITE.

http://www.cnn.com/US/9911/02/egyptair990.list/index.html


SIR, SINCE THE DEMISE OF GENE BILLINGS, 70, NORFOLK, CONNECTICUT,WHO DIED ONBOARD WITH HIS BARREN WIFE, I PERSONALLY HAVE WATCHED WITH KEEN INTEREST TO SEE THE NEXT OF KIN BUT ALL HAS PROVED ABORTIVE AS NO ONE HAS COME TO CLAIM HIS FUNDS OF USD30M,[THIRTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS] HAS BEEN WITH OUR BANK HERE FOR A VERY LONG TIME.ON THIS NOTE I DECIDED TO SEEK FOR WHOM HIS NAME SHALL BE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN,AS NO ONE HAS COME UP TO PUT CLAIM AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THIS FUNDS AND THE BANKING ETHICS HERE DOES NOT ALLOW SUCH MONEY TO STAY MORE THAN FIVE YEARS,BECUASE AFTER FIVE YEARS THE MONEY WILL BE CALLED BACK TO THE BANK TREASURY AS UNCLAIMED BILL.

IN VIEW OF THIS I GOT YOUR CONTACT THROUGH MY COUNTRY'S FOREIGN TRADE MISSION AFTER I WAS CONVINCED IN MY MIND THAT YOUR NAME/COMPANY COULD BE USED AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THIS CLAIM.THE REQUEST OF THE FOREIGNER AS A NEXT OF KIN IN THIS BUSINESS IS OCCASIONED BY THE FACT THAT THE CUSTOMER WAS A FOREIGNER AND A NIGERIAN CANNOT STAND AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO A FOREIGNER.

I AGREED THAT 30% OF THIS MONEY WILL BE FOR YOU AS A FOREIGN PARTNER IN RESPECT OF PROVIDING AN ACCOUNT WHILE 10% WILL TAKE OF ANY EXPENSIS THAT MIGHT BE INCURED IN THE PROCEES OF SUCCEEDING THE TRANSFER AND THE REST WILL BE FOR ME. THEREAFTER I WILL VISIT YOUR COUNTRY FOR DISBURSEMENT AS I AM ALMOST DUE FOR RETIREMENT.

UPON THE RECEIPT OF YOUR RESPONSE, I WILL SEND YOU BY FAX OR E-MAIL A DRAFT APPLICATION OF CLAIM WHICH YOU WILL SEND TO THE BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN AND THE NEXT STEP TO TAKE.

I WILL NOT FAIL TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT THIS BUSINESS IS HITCH FREE AND THAT YOU SHOULD NOT ENTERTAIN ANY FEAR AS THE WHOLE REQUIRED ARRANGEMENT AS BEEN PERFECTED FOR THE TRANSFER.

HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU.

BEST REGARDS,

GOWON SANUSI

<hr width=100% size=1>
 

Sybarite

Well-known member
Joined
7 Dec 2002
Messages
27,681
Location
France
Visit site
My reply :

Dear Gowon,

You will not believe what a wonderful coincidence this is. I have been trekking through Tibet and staying in a Buddhist monastery for the last 5 years and now that I am back it’s you, you Gowan Sanusi, who brings me the news of the death of my dear Uncle Gene. I am very sad to hear the news but I am so grateful that you let me know about it. It must really be divine providence.

I would appreciate it if you could give me the name of the lawyer handling the affairs of my late dear uncle so that he may be able to proceed to probate the estate. Believe me I will not forget your intervention in this matter and will make sure that my uncle’s lawyer will treat you appropriately.

Yours,


<hr width=100% size=1>
 

Deep_6

New member
Joined
6 Jul 2003
Messages
198
Location
Scotland
Visit site
How about:
Unfortunately Mrs Billings was not barren - I am surprised you have forgotten that steamy tropical night on the Malabar River 25 years ago with my mother and step father.
Your loving long lost son
Gowon Billings

<hr width=100% size=1>
 

Rabbie

New member
Joined
4 Jun 2001
Messages
3,895
Location
East Sussex
Visit site
'GOWON SANUSI' - 'Your taking the piss, you old washing machine you!'

<hr width=100% size=1>There is nothing wrong with sex on television. Unless you fall off!..
 
Top