Worst possible thing to say..

[Lakesailor]

Oh <font color="black">bug</font><font color="black">ger</font>!

 

[Nickel]

You did remember that was a drying wall? Oh........ it's just I'd have waited for the tide to come in.

No, you're probably right, if we keep the companionway closed, she'll probably refloat.

 

[Cobra25]

So it's true. Bullshit baffles brains.

 

[stevebrassett]

The name's Sparrow - Jack sparrow.

 

[jimi]

Just been to Tesco's ... for the provisions ... would'nt mind working there!

 

[ParaHandy]

um yeah ... i do my tesco shop on the internet; just point and click, saves having to write it all down ...

 

[Rob_Webb]

Before a long distance trip:

- Why aren't we moving?

- Did you pick up our passports from customs?

- My rash is back

- We don't need toilet paper for the next month do we?

- I've given up smoking but it won't affect my temper

- Sorry skip, I did ask her to leave the boat before we departed

 

[Ships_Cat]

Perhaps not the worst thing, even maybe the best - based on actual.

A friend was skippering a large yacht in a 2 day coastal race and I was helping them prepare and get out of the dock for the start. As I was taking their mooring lines shoreside as they backed out the guy pumping the water tanks down to lighten ship (who was the owner /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif) announced "Er, Skip, I just accidentally pumped all of our water overboard. None left".

There was no time to get more on board before the start so they spent the next 2 days with only the celebratory alcohol to drink. Was a "happy" race but the real moral is that they won.

John

 

[FlyingDutchman]

I think we will have liver and chianti for dinner!

 

[Andrew_Fanner]

Did you get the baby out of the car seat?

 

[Lakesailor]

[ QUOTE ]
I think we will have liver and chianti for dinner!

[/ QUOTE ]<font color="black">bug</font><font color="black">ger</font> no Fava Beans!

 

[ccscott49]

Dont you mean human beings?

 

[FlyingDutchman]

LakeSailor,
May I invite you for dinner?
Yours truly,
Dr. H. Lecter

 

[Lakesailor]

Sorry, I have to decline. I'm feeling a bit liverish.

 

[duncan]

.....as blond appears in companionway..........

"What the hells my wife doing here?"

 

[snowleopard]

I'd just like to talk to you about the Bible....

 

[KREW2]

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Just been to Tesco's ... for the provisions ... would'nt mind working there!
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This could be another PM coming your way

 

[landaftaf]

are we there yet ?