Worst possible thing to say..

[nct1]

I know I am new to this, but should'nt the tiller be attached to the rudder

 

[nct1]

I think I'm about to... oh too late, I'm sure that will wash out eventually.

 

[nct1]

Oh look somebody appears to be driving a car just like yours.

 

[BlueChip]

I think some of those mussels we had at lunch were bad....

 

[nct1]

When I flushed it just kept filling up, is that bad ?

 

[nct1]

Come on everybody

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...

 

[nct1]

Darling, I think we are out of nappys

 

[nct1]

Floor it, I think they've seen us

 

[Twister_Ken]

Does the engine usually make that noise?

 

[nct1]

What do I do ?, well this will make you laugh, I am Laywer for a firm that specialises in compensation claims, by the way I nearly tripped over one of those warps ....

 

[nct1]

Your avin a turkish that bird is off the oook, now cork yer row Science or I'll give yer wot for...

 

[peteandthira]

Whats that beeping noise?

 

[peteandthira]

That isn't your wife!

 

[nct1]

I know it sounds like a pyramid scheme, but it's really not, let me explain it again...

 

[nct1]

Of course when I left the spice girls, I felt nobody knew the real me, so now we have loads of time for me to tell you about the real mee

 

[nct1]

The man on the radio said something about storm force 8 but I did'nt get the rest of it

 

[ChrisE]

nct1 is aboard and he's got his laptop on overload. /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[david_bagshaw]

at the stern
sorry I think the end has gone over.........

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Did I ever tell you about my stamp collection?

 

[Phoenix of Hamble]

Oh... I hope you don't mind, I gave Jimi your mobile number...