Woofters

[jimi]

You need a photo for your card, please post piccie to see if rear end is acceptable.

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[Ohdrat]

wot like this...

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[jimi]

Cworr .. a stripey bum ..erm I mean butt ..

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[Ohdrat]

Question is do I get my ButtMaster ticket or not.. does the ability to crack a lunging whip enhance my application?

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[ChrisE]

Dear Ohdrat,

We, at ButtMaster HQ, have been watching your activities very closely and were very impressed with Zeb Butt post. However, you seem to be short in the pontificating department. Suggest 150 reply post on some non-contentious issue like ColRegs Rule 4(b) (Mornington Crescent variation) would probably do the trick...or the usual suitably filled brown envelop.
Hope this helps,

ButtMaster HQ

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[benjenbav]

there's a worrying health and safety omission in your original account. Next time the gas alarm goes off, forget the wire cutters and fire up the difibrillator, instead.

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[Joe_Cole]

In a tricky situation like that the first thing you should is to send out an all stations radio check. That'll sort the men from the boys.

Joe

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