Women .. can they be supplied in concentrate form

[jimi]

apparently 90% of them is water and the rest is hot air, surely there must a way of supplying 'em in concentrate fashion

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[DepSol]

I know a place where they can be supplied in concentrate form but you need 90% hot air to get them running and the other 10% is rubber /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Solitaire]

A hareem perhaps! Female concentration camp!

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[Deleted User YDKXO]

The thought of my SWMBO in concentrated form scares me. I'll take mine well diluted, preferably with alcohol, thanks

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[Dave_Snelson]

Dom - only you would know of such a place my friend!

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[ccscott49]

Would you really want them concentrated, that'll mean there will be even more in one place, think of the noise! Concentrated nagging!

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[BlueSkyNick]

True, but they would take up much less space on the boat!

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[jhr]

Tee hee.

My son (aged 7) was doing Roman Numerals for his homework last night. He had to construct sentences saying things like "My dad is XXIX years old" (OK - so I lied).

I was delighted to see that one of his (unprompted) sentences was "My mum nagged me XXXV times to do my homework".

Dat's mah boy!

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[jimi]

Ah yes .. but when it all gets a bit too much just boild them down,put 'em back in the tin and stick 'em back in the cupboard next to MIL. Need a bloody big tin for PaulineB though!

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[ccscott49]

Big tin for PaulineB, Jeeze..........you really are cruisin' fer a bruisin' She'll bluidy marmalize ya!

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[tome]

Do you mean like a crack woman? Snort that and your eyes would water!

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[ccscott49]

....and she would never forgive you for it!!

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[jimi]

Well think if the air is extracted from the head first it might help them to concentrate?

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[ccscott49]

It appears you are safe for another half hour or so, no lassies around at the moment, but beware!..........................INCOMING!!!!!!!!

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[Planty]

Re: Women .. can they be supplied in concentrate f

Reminds me of the time I asked an employee why he called his Mother in Law, "The Exocet Missile", his response stil makes me smile:

"You can see her coming but theres absolutely F**K all you can do about it!!"

P

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[DepSol]

Err Dave that is the place you told me about where they do those battery operated torpedos you were buying when you called me.

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[powerskipper]

So females in jars then!!!!!!!!

So prey tell???

How would you label them,????



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[jhr]

Labelling

"Danger: Contents highly volatile - do not agitate".

(Runs for cover)

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[hlb]

Re: Labelling

Do not take internally!!

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[paulineb]

As opposed to you, you wee excuse for jock, you'd fit in my Gran's thimble ....... the one from her little finger !

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