Woman drivers (NOT SEXIST!!!!!)

[Will]

WOMEN DRIVERS

Driving to the office this morning on the M3, I looked over to my left and
there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 85 MPH per hour with her face up
next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway
over in my lane, still working on that makeup!!!
It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked
the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to
straighten
out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell
phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed
and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone and! DISCONNECTED
AN
IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PGD]

Hi, see this all the time, one girl gave me the bird for driving in the midle lane as she overtook on the inside, cut me up and narrowly missed the car I was overtaking and dissappeared into the distance.

Charming I thought