Wind Generators

[jimi]

Oh what a sleekit horrible beastie
Lurks in yer belly efter the feastie
Just as ye sit doon among yer kin
There sterts to stir an enormous wind

The neeps and tatties and mushy peas
stert workin like a gentle breeze
but soon the puddin wi the sauncie face
will have ye blawin all ower the place

Nae matter whit the hell ye dae
a'bodys gonnae hae tae pay
Even if ye try to stifle
It's like a bullet oot a rifle

Hawd yer bum tight tae the chair
tae try and stop the leakin air
Shify yersel fae cheek tae cheek
Prae tae God it doesnae reek

But aw yer efforts go assunder
oot it comes like a clap a thunder
Ricochets aroon the room
michty me! a sonic boom

Good God almighty it fairly reeks
Hope I huvnae shit ma breeks
tae the bog I better scurry
aw whit the hell, it's no ma worry

A'body roon aboot me chokin
wan or two are clearly bokin
I'll feel better for a while
Ah cannae help but raise a smile

Wis him ! I shout with accusin glower
alas too late, he's just keeled ower
Ye dirty bugger they shout and stare
A dinnae feel welcome any mair

Where e're ye go let yer wind gan ' free
sounds like just the job fur me
whit a fuss at rabbie's perty
ower the sake o' won wee ferty

 

[Twister_Ken]

Awa tae ra Minor Burns Unit mon. nm

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<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by Twister_Ken on 21/01/2003 14:31 (server time).</FONT></P>

 

[paulineb]

isn't it strange how wind and raggies complement each other so well

Pxx

 

[Eudorajab]

Does that work in a lull as well ??

 

[PaulJ]

There..... and I thought it was about Aerogens and the like ;o)

 

[nicho]

Jim - a classic - we've all been there, have we not??!!