Why do ferrets comb from port?

[StugeronSteve]

Would a right parting make them look gay?

 

[Sans Bateau]

Clearly you have very little to do today.

 

[phatcat1]

Harry, our polecat cross has a crewcut!

No partings for him!!!!!!!!!

 

[StugeronSteve]

Au contraire, mon ami. I have got lots to do, it's working up the enthusiasm to do it that's the problem.

 

[FullCircle]

My ferret Kickstart used to eat the chicken wire in his cage. If he parted his hair on the right, and was (or wasnt) gay, its alright by me. No argument.

I am also motivationally challenged this fair morn. Actually its an efficiency deficiency.

 

[StugeronSteve]

Bet he used to sh#t and scratch his little ferret arse at the same time.

 

[FullCircle]

Aye, and he ca' gag pints, and smerk tabs. Sure he had Geordie in him.

Great on the rabbiting, together with my Jack Russell. Happy Days, long gone.

 

[jimi]

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Aye, and he ca' gag pints, and smerk tabs. Sure he had Geordie in him.



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I presume Geordie was built on the small side?

 

[FullCircle]

Yep, not a wasted fibre anywhere.

 

[StugeronSteve]

Do ya not mean on the Tyneie side?