What happens to those bits?

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What happens to those bits?

That you have been religiously saving for the moment a flock of round tuits comes along, (Thanks Vics for reminding me of these beings/entities in another thread). Whatever they may be, I feel that flock may be an appropriate group name for them, others may disagree, "List" would be another appropriate name or indeed "Dreckly" I am not sure whether "Dreckly" is a predominantly west country expression, Urban Dictionary says it is Cornish, I certainly have not heard it so much since moving away from Devon, but anyone who knows the expression used in the west country way will know that it means anything other than directly which is what I presume it comes from. My thinking is that Round Tuits are something that will get done "Dreckly, when I get Round Tuit"

Anyway, I digress. Nearing the completion of the headlining on my boat I am also attempting to do some of the other major jobs on the boat:ambivalence:. Amongst them:

Replacing the the 3" circle of PVC off the back of the spray hood that has lain in the trough below the switch board for at least two years including whilst the old headlining was being removed (angle grinder & cup brush), and the new cut and fixed.

Replacing the cigarette lighter socket with something more robust.

Putting a fuse in line with some newly fitted LED lights. (not strictly a Round Tuit as it is a new job).

Why then is it that the circle of PVC which has lain so innocuously for so long should suddenly disappear? I moved it from its place of repose to the centre of operations: the chart table, 2.5 nano seconds prior to taking it off the boat and using new found sewing skills to stitch it back on (Spray hood now delegated to SWMOB but I am ready and willing to step in should there be dissent on whether it is worth refurbishing). Spay hood on kitchen table, edging off, stepped the 3m to the boat and said item had sprouted wings and disappeared.

It wasn't on the chart table, or the floor, for some reason I felt that finding this was not going to be an easy quest, I kept the rubbish bag currently in use just in case a thorough inspection was required but PDQ abandoned any sort of serious search. I am glad I did, it turned up a day later, inside a tool box that was and always had been firmly resident in the garage, I would have never looked there for it, for many other things yes, but not that.

Likewise the robust cigarette lighter socket, that has resided in the same position as the PVC for many years awaiting a Round Tuit. Despite making a valiant effort to remember which storage boxes things have disappeared into I am struggling with this one.

Thinking about fusing the LED lights, I have had a 4 way blade fuse holder within an inch of a known position in the garage. I thought this would be ideal and removed it from said position to investigate further, took it out of its box and discarded box (Only to have to retrieve box an hour later to get numbers to see if another would be appropriate for something else) Can I find it now? Nope.

WHERE DO THEY HIDE??!!
 
Your round tuits have gone to same planet as all biro's migrate to - see Douglas Adams.

Don't know what you're complaining about, if I put a tool down mid-job it gets hidden by a mischievous poltergeist...
 
Ah, yes. The Borrowers....

We seem to have a colony of 'em. I believe there were just a few for a while, but they seem to have found things quite congenial, for there's a lot more going walkabout these days, only to reappear exactly where I know I'd left 'it', and searched at, above, below and besides. Puzzling - if not damned frustrating.

They seem to be getting bigger and stronger, them Borrowers, for the small things that 'wandered' a year or more past have now been supplanted by more massive and sizeable 'misplacings'. I can understand a pack of split rings, f'r example, but how do you hide a bucket full of rigging screws? Or the components of a wind-vane steering system? There's a set of four 14" mooring cleats I've had stored together in a deep plastic box for some years.... or there was. Now there are only three.

I wish they'd come out and negotiate.
 
I have the opposite problem. I have places where I know I have things and places where I know things are not.
When I look for things I know I have I find more than one, sometimes three or more when I only thought there was one.
Sometimes I'll order something (always on-line for some reason) and before it arrives, find I had one anyway.
 
Hyppocacculus & Lakesailor,

you must be wired with the opposite polarity to attract stuff through the ether; this would be the answer to how £ pound shops came about !
 
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Does anyone else find that power cables breed when left in a drawer or cupboard?

Every piece of equipment has its cable and I'm sure that I haven't thrown away as many equipments as I have spare cables!
 
It's the bits you find, when looking for other bits, that you don't know what they were for...

Do you throw them away, or keep them just in case?
 
It's the bits you find, when looking for other bits, that you don't know what they were for...

Do you throw them away, or keep them just in case?

I have a small collection of plastic bits, the use of which I know not, accumulating on the window sill. I can guarantee I will not find the use until I throw it out (After a year or so) and the the bin wagon is disappearing down the road.
 
My girlfriend is moving house sometime, and has asked for various coloured tape to identify what lead / power unit goes with what...why am I already predicting left over bits at both ends, ' WTF is this and what's it for ?! '
 
Masking tape tab and write the description on it.


I have had zillions of "kettle leads" breeding in drawers and boxes. Mains flash gear uses them and I've been through a bit of that in my time.
 
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I suggested exactly that but it's far too easy for feminine logic, it seems an air of mystery is preferable and somehow deeply attractive like a Mr Darcy from the netherworld; come to that, the same applies when I open the bonnet of her car and try to explain.
 
My borrowers have a crafty trick of hiding things just before I leave the boat, or just before I leave home, or just before I leave the van to go to the boat. If there's a tool I need on the boat, it's in the van, or at home. If there's a certain bungee I need in the van, it's on the boat - or I took the coffee out of the van at home and now don't have any in the van but I have some on the boat and I know there's some at home.
You can guess what happens to chargers, batteries, leads, socket sets and screw drivers are some of the worst culprits....:rolleyes:
 
Talking of 'drekly' (directly) the Spanish vivier lorry driver was extending himself with expletives, on enquiry we deduced it was something about his prostitute mother's armpit, as far as we could make out. He asked what would be suitable swearing in Cornwall and was told to use fackapasty, with which he was delighted. There followed a general discussion on language and he asked us if we had a word for 'manana' (excuse the lack of tilde), but when told what it means someone said: "No we got nothing that urgent"!.
 
I found a small circlip on the bathroom floor and put it on the corner of the bath 'til I found out what it was for. After six months of shuffling it around every time I cleaned the bath, I threw it away. Then the knob which diverts the water to the shower head came off in my hand - the circlip which should engage on the shaft was missing... How the hell did it end up on the floor, with the knob still on?! I don't think I'll fit a shower on the boat, that would be tempting fate.

Rob.
 
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