What do you want in your Xmas stocking?

[Dave99]

What do you want in your christmas stocking this year?

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[jamesjermain]

A motorbike! nm

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[Jacket]

A Rustler 31 or a competition standard glider.

The reality will be a pair of socks and a chocolate orange. Oh well.

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[Nich39Nige]

Calorifier and a fridge compressor......make it Christmas tights!

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[IanPoole2]

Legs!

But the right ones

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[jimi]

-20 years

<hr width=100% size=1>.. when's that again, but ..

 

[Jools_of_Top_Cat]

WARNING WARNING

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[Twister_Ken]

I suppose Charlotte Rampling is out of the question?

If so, a fully battened loose-footed main. Or new teak decks.

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[Peppermint]

Re: Now your talking

I've always fancied being rampled.

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[BrendanS]

Re: Skycar please

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[longjohnsadler]

Surely it was Charlotte Rampling in her stockings you were thinking about?
Oh, well. Back in the Penthouse again.

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[billmacfarlane]

I'd like my Xmas stocking to have someone's leg in it and be held up by a suspender. Any suggestions?

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[mcgarry1]

a shortshaft emu

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[kilkerr1]

Contessa 32. Failing that, a Kingfisher 30. Failing that, a wind vane steering thingy. Failing that...OK, OK, pair of woolly gloves will be lovely, thanks very much, I've been needing them for ages...

*Sigh*

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[pragmatist]

Re: A motorbike! nm

Where would you store it on board ?

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