Washing hands

[exfinnsailor]

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Teaching our little son to wash his hands after a wee but its made me notice in public toilets how many people don't. Do you?

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Don't forget to teach him .. NOT INTO THE WIND as well .. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif .. Otherwise he will have more than just his hands to wash ..

 

[bigwow]

I seem to remember a fact in a TV documentary, that when the peanuts on the bar, in a pub, were tested they showed several different varieties of urine /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Nice!

 

[robp]

Yes I can see this side to it all. I can say that I have some experience in the matter as my 23 year old son has Crohn's and it has been said that lack of bacteria could contribute to this disease.
However just before he was diagnosed with Crohn's he suffered Total Renal Failure through H.U.S., which was caused by Ecoli or similar. So the poor bugger has seen both sides of the story.

 

[Saddletramp]

A certain Jester with a Twister and a Geordie accent tells a good tale about the effects of wiping his more sensitive parts with what turned out to be industrial strength wipes. Nuff said! /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[Bodach na mara]

And wash your hands before you pee if you have just been handling the anchor or mooring. Especially if there are any jellyfish about.

 

[Rum_Pirate]

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I seem to remember a fact in a TV documentary, that when the peanuts on the bar, in a pub, were tested they showed several different varieties of urine /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif
Nice!

[/ QUOTE ] Man goes into a bar orders a beer and grabs some peanuts. Whereupon the remaining peanuts say "Thank you, you very smart today".
A bit peturbed the man goes to the cigarette vending machine and tries to get a packet, when the machine says "Fu<k off you B~stard"

The man returns to the bar and asks the barman whats going on.


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"Oh" says the barman, "the peanuts are complementary and the fag machine is out of order"