Warning to ALL Yotties on Clyde

[claymore]

TT - I'm not sure that many english people are called Finlay or Farookyerha - I once overheard someone shout in their plummiest accent from a ski lift in somewhere or other "I say Julian, I believe you're overdoing the poles a little" which has always had me convinced that all Posh English persons are called Julian.

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[claymore]

Thash a fair point ma shun. Ah wiz thinkin' tae get ma heed in yin o' they tairtan bunnets. Ma faither hed a praper tammie but ma Mither disnae ken whaur it micht be - she's a slave tae ra bottle, so she is.

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[ParaHandy]

real sorry tae hear aboot yer ma .... dae ye still get 3p on ra empties?

orra thon ayrshire types frae troon and sich places wull hae ra golfing tartan bunnets oan ... can ye nae nip doon tae ra pitch and put and buy yin?

ah'm thinking that as you go about "smoothing" donald's path, perhaps you could be shouting "fore" (or is it 4?)

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[Twister_Ken]

Slave to the bottle

> she's a slave tae ra bottle, so she is<

So are most Scotswomen so I'm told. Usually the hot water bottle (and the Wyncyette pyjamas).



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[Twister_Ken]

Non-Julians

One OOD34 championship there was a boat registered with the RYS. And I'm not joking. One of the crew was called Justin, one was Tarquin and one was Woger. Cries (from the rest of the fleet) of "Water, Woger!" or "I say Tarquin, starboard old boy" resounded around the Solent.

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[claymore]

OK - 5 years ago ah wiz ra undisputed puttin champ in ra family challenge at Lairgs so it shudnae be tae difficult tae get masel a bunnet.
Donal's path smoothin. When youse is oan ra big motorboatietypiethingie - which is stairboord? Wull ah hef tae shoot oot er dye think thet wid give ra game awa'an they fifies wid rumble oor wee scam an ken as ah' ken't all alang thet ah' shuid hae getten oot o' their ways? Dye think ah shuid jest look kinda daft an press oan?

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[claymore]

Re: Non-Julians

Brilliant
They never end up with birds called sharon or tracey though do they?
Anyway, must dash back to Tania

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[claymore]

Re: Slave to the bottle

Personally, I'm rather fond of the Wyncies in winter.

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[Aja]

The Fifies will never unnerstaun whit yer oan aboot Mr. Ther're aw yanks that cun afford these beasties.



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[Twister_Ken]

Say hello to Flika for me

if she's there. My favourite looking yacht of all time.

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Say hello to Flika for me

Flica II has pulled out according to the regatta web site../forums/images/icons/frown.gif

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: Say hello to Flika for me

Shame - she's a delight to look at and sails like a witch.

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[claymore]

Nae problem - I kin talk aboot booweeys

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[TroyTempest]

I was in Regattas at Largs Yacht Haven last night, it was crawling wiv Yanks!

and the usual 10 bob millionaires!

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