Try this

[byron]

Stand up as you read this, take a one step back, cock your head to YOUR left. You should be able to read this quite comfortably.

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[wakeup]

You\'ve lost it....... - nm

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[jwatson]

Eh?

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[Canboria]

Re: You\'ve lost it....... - nm

Its a shame when they go like this, obviously to much time on his hands now that the boats gone, best he buys another one to fill his day.

Anyway,tried it still couldn't read it.

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[longjohnsilver]

Don't worry Byron, we'll take care of the lovely Eileen whilst you're away in the institution for your obviously well deserved holiday.

Just stay in front of the computer, they're on their way. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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[trev]

Is it me or you ?- one of us is definitely missing something !

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[Alistairr]

Keep taking the pills!!!!!! Bryon.



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[claymore]

Byron

I always read your stuff and think you are the one poster to be respected and revered in the otherwise fairly humdrum mass of mediocrity that the whole world recognises to be the motorboatie forum. You challenge and provoke thought and inspiration and I often feel a lesser mortal having drunk from the font that is your superior wisdom and knowledge.
I ask for your help now O wise one for I have stepped back and inclined my head as requested - bowing it dangerously close to the mature yet delightful bosom of my colleague Barbara Ashworth (MBA, Ba(Hons) etc.) with whom I share my workplace.
Apart from an eyebrow raised more in hope than anger from the aforementioned esteemed colleague, nothing really happened.
Please advise.

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[longjohnsilver]

Re: Byron

Byron might well be a respected poster, but you're most definitely an imposter! Get back to your shitonyerbut site at once!!

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[byron]

Re: Byron

Ah but Claymore had you extended your tongue and leered provocatively at Ms Ashworth's well educated busty substances she may well have invited you to use them as steadying handles thus giving you th opportunity of a sly fondle.

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[claymore]

Re: Byron

tetchy little pirate this afternoon aren't we? Shouldn't you be off catching doubloons or washing that rather fetching little stripey tee shirt and those lovely baggy velvet panties that you stick down those manly bootees?

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[claymore]

Re: Byron

Ah Byron, its a dangerous path you invite me to tread - the bosom is past the first flush of youth and from the brief glimpses that I have taken, is in need of ironing. I fear that the owner would desire me to linger longer should contact be made - respect in the morning would become something of a challenge. Safer I believe to gaze with fond eye on forbidden fruit and live happy with the thought of what might have been than turn dreams to living nightmares. I have wife and 3 barmaids to keep - as much pie as I have crust for.

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