Time expired flares (December 2012). Any one want them? Gosport or A3 corridor

[Poignard]

Fish off cuts ?? what luxury . The smell of boiling "lights"or is it "lites" ....... Animal lungs ..... On my grandmothers cooker still lingers in my memory some 50years on . YUK !!........... cat seemed to like the end product though.

My dear old thing. We 'pikeys' don't have a problem with cooking smells because our encampments are always made fragrant with the smells associated with dismantling cars and domestic appliances.

 

[Searush]

Sounds delicious Searush but I'm wondering how long it will be before one of the forum nannies comes along and delivers a sermon about the dangers of giving chicken bones to a cat

Cooked bones are soft & far better than the pigeon, blackbird, robin, rabbit & squirrel bones the catch & eat for themselves. I sometimes wonder why people bother to feed them anyway.

 

[Poignard]

Cooked bones are soft & far better than the pigeon, blackbird, robin, rabbit & squirrel bones the catch & eat for themselves. I sometimes wonder why people bother to feed them anyway.

Bribery. Unlike dogs, cats have no loyalty and will go to wherever they are best looked after.

 

[Rigger Mortice]

Our cat is so bloody lazy that when it wants a meal it just lets off a flare. It buggers up the curtains but what can you do?
Incidentally the wretched moggy needs some new ones but they're so damned expensive. I was wondering if anyone had any old ones that I could have for Tiddles?.

 

[lenten]

seriously parsifal ---i would like them---they are less out of date than mine----i have used well out of date flares in earnest---all went fine apart from the one the excitable crew shot down between his feet instead of up in the air---- a bit of light relief in a glum situation----will pm you out of the glares of disaproval on this thread-----regards lentenrose

 

[Poignard]

seriously parsifal ---i would like them---they are less out of date than mine----i have used well out of date flares in earnest---all went fine apart from the one the excitable crew shot down between his feet instead of up in the air---- a bit of light relief in a glum situation----will pm you out of the glares of disaproval on this thread-----regards lentenrose

You are very welcome to them but first I must have a meeting with my lawyers and get a disclaimer drawn up. There will have to be a risk assessment carried out and I shall also need proof that you are a British citizen, aged 21 and of sound mind. I will also have to arrange the police escort and closure of the A3.

(Seriously, I have sent you a PM to arrange the handover. )

 

[Seajet]

seriously parsifal ---i would like them---they are less out of date than mine----i have used well out of date flares in earnest---all went fine apart from the one the excitable crew shot down between his feet instead of up in the air---- a bit of light relief in a glum situation----will pm you out of the glares of disaproval on this thread-----regards lentenrose

Lenten,

I can see through your plan; get yourself slightly singed by one of these deathtraps, take Parsifal to the cleaners, then it's a Hallberg Rassey in the Bahamas !

 

[neilf39]

Please tell me you're not serious.

Semi tongue in cheek but you never know these days.

 

[Poignard]

Lenten,

I can see through your plan; get yourself slightly singed by one of these deathtraps, take Parsifal to the cleaners, then it's a Hallberg Rassey in the Bahamas !

Sue a pikey?

No chance guvnor. I'll be in me vardo and away.

 

[clyst]

You are very welcome to them but first I must have a meeting with my lawyers and get a disclaimer drawn up. There will have to be a risk assessment carried out and I shall also need proof that you are a British citizen, aged 21 and of sound mind. I will also have to arrange the police escort and closure of the A3.

(Seriously, I have sent you a PM to arrange the handover. )

careful it could be a set up . Take a friend with you ..... If you have any

 

[Poignard]

Take a friend with you ..... If you have any

Perhaps, like the Jolly Miller,

"I care for nobody, no, not I,
And nobody cares for me."

 

[clyst]

Perhaps, like the Jolly Miller,

"I care for nobody, no, not I,
And nobody cares for me."

Oh come on I care for you

 

[JumbleDuck]

Bribery. Unlike dogs, cats have no loyalty and will go to wherever they are best looked after.

We have friends in Edinburgh whose cat appeared to be rather better fed than the amount she ate at home would explain, so they put a note on her collar saying "If you are feeding me, please ring 0131 xxx xxxx". Twelve people called.

 

[JumbleDuck]

Pains Wessex flares. Expired December 2012. They have been kept in sealed dry container including 18 months ashore.

Perhaps you could become a sponsor of someone's lifelong dream by donating them to the project. Are you every in Lancashire?

 

[RAI]

We have friends in Edinburgh whose cat appeared to be rather better fed than the amount she ate at home would explain, so they put a note on her collar saying "If you are feeding me, please ring 0131 xxx xxxx". Twelve people called.

That figures. Cats don't have owners, they have staff.

 

[JumbleDuck]

That figures. Cats don't have owners, they have staff.

The cat word for "human" translates literally as "tin-opener".

 

[Poignard]

Oh come on I care for you

I know you do, but sometimes you have a funny way of showing it.

 

[Poignard]

Perhaps you could become a sponsor of someone's lifelong dream by donating them to the project. Are you every in Lancashire?

"I have not the pleasure of understanding you,'' said he, when she had finished her speech. "of what are you talking?'

 

[clyst]

"I have not the pleasure of understanding you,'' said he, when she had finished her speech. "of what are you talking?'

I think he refers to the Preston 1 .

 

[clyst]

I know you do, but sometimes you have a funny way of showing it.

I said I care for you not that I want to marry you .