Thursday funny - radio prank goes wrong!

[BrendanS]

listen to her last sentence!

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[mrloudly]

Welcome home love!!!!

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[BrendanS]

would have loved to be fly on wall in the house that evening!

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[Alistairr]

Very Funny.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, 'I've done that' now what?"



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[Alistairr]

Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree met on a coach journey, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street; he was a Fisherman's Friend.
On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and
she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, "Polo - I'm the one with
the hole", she said. "I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then
he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the
bedroom.
Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't
long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the
contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already had a few Jelly
Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was
pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.

It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight.
When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She
wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed
her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and
had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob
Stopper.
Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife,Caramel.

Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams.

She had been with All Sorts.

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[lanason]

<hr width=100% size=1>Adrian <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.arweb.co.uk/argallery/kelisha>Kelisha</A> Nothing is better than a Holiday

 

[Alistairr]

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[Vara]

Where do you get the faces from? :-( .

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[lanason]

right click on the image and look at the properties

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[Dave1258]

First I was afraid,
Thought I'd never heal
Kept thinking I could never drive
Without you at my wheel
But I spent so many nights
Thinking how you fixed me wrong
I grew strong
I learned how to carry on
And so you're back
From another place
I just drove in to find you here
With that eager look upon your face
I should have changed my ignition lock
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
You'd be back to compete in me

Go on now, go walk out the door
Just turn around now
'Cause you're not welcome anymore
Weren't you the one who tried to leave me bust
You think I'd crumble
You think I'd lay down and rust
Oh no, not I
I will survive
As long as I know how to rev
I know I will stay alive
I've got all my HPs to live
I've got all my revs to give
And I'll survive
I will survive

It took all the strength I had
Not to give in
Kept trying hard to mend
The pieces of my broken engine
And I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
I'd wonder
Now I hold my lights up high
And you see me
In a body, new
I'm not that chained up little 'Princess' (insert whatever boat)
Still in need of you
And so you felt like dropping in
And just expect me to be free
Now I'm saving all my Revving
For someone who's driving me
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[gonfishing]

very good

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[Johnnygil]

Al

I'm shocked I never thought you was like that

Good one what happened cant find connection to V.D. trying to think of a sweet

LOL

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