Johnjo
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One saturday night the priest discovered that his rooster was missing,
At the same time the priest had heard of cock fights taking place in the village.
worried, he thought he would ask his congragation about it at mass.
During mass he asked " Who among you will confess to sporting a hand
some cock?
All the men stood up !
"No no" he said "Thats not what I meant"
"Who amongst you will ad mit to having seen a handsome cock ? that does'nt belong to you ?
Half the women stood up !
"Oh lord" He said "perhaps I should rephrase that question"
"Has anybody seen my cock ?
"All the choir boys stood up "
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At the same time the priest had heard of cock fights taking place in the village.
worried, he thought he would ask his congragation about it at mass.
During mass he asked " Who among you will confess to sporting a hand
some cock?
All the men stood up !
"No no" he said "Thats not what I meant"
"Who amongst you will ad mit to having seen a handsome cock ? that does'nt belong to you ?
Half the women stood up !
"Oh lord" He said "perhaps I should rephrase that question"
"Has anybody seen my cock ?
"All the choir boys stood up "
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