Graham_Wright
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Dear Annoyed of Tunbridge Wells,Dear Sirs
What the hell is it with naked bloody yachtsmen ?......are they attracted to sailing ?...is sailing some sort of mass perversion ?.....but every time I drop anchor, I’m guaranteed some old weather beaten couple (either two men or a man and woman) start throwing everything off and swim, frolic, shower in the altogether.
Annoyed
Tunbridge Wells
HARRUMPH !Dear Annoyed of Tunbridge Wells,
I'm not sure which of your insanitary habits you are referring to as "dropping your anchor", but that's quite the telescope you're using
Sincerely,
Wrinkelarse of Monmouth
You don't have cushions or towels aboard? Perhaps you'd have the space for them if you took fewer items of clothingHmmm... I'd avoid it.. the non slip "prickles" a bit barefoot, let-alone on the sensitive parts!!
the quirks of the poll design
I call it a mast and leave the design to specialists .....In this enlightened, modern world, are you allowed to consider pole design?![]()
I've had my bum 'singed' on a few occasions, the most memorable one being the day before I had to ride a motorbike 250 miles through Greece. It could've been worse, we know a girl who once burned her buttocks to the point of blistering whilst sunbathing. Bad enough in itself, but barely two hours after we'd found her (asleep) on Bandol Beach, she had to climb onto an uncomfortable pillion seat and travel back to Newcastle upon Tyne, in less than 28 hours... concerned about getting my sensitive bits burned...