Sunbathing naked on your boat.

Sunbathing naked on your boat.

  • Have you?

    Votes: 7 29.2%
  • Do you?

    Votes: 5 20.8%
  • Will you?

    Votes: 1 4.2%
  • Wouldn't dream of it.

    Votes: 11 45.8%

  • Total voters
    24
Dear Sirs
What the hell is it with naked bloody yachtsmen ?......are they attracted to sailing ?...is sailing some sort of mass perversion ?.....but every time I drop anchor, I’m guaranteed some old weather beaten couple (either two men or a man and woman) start throwing everything off and swim, frolic, shower in the altogether.
Annoyed
Tunbridge Wells
 
Dear Sirs
What the hell is it with naked bloody yachtsmen ?......are they attracted to sailing ?...is sailing some sort of mass perversion ?.....but every time I drop anchor, I’m guaranteed some old weather beaten couple (either two men or a man and woman) start throwing everything off and swim, frolic, shower in the altogether.
Annoyed
Tunbridge Wells
Dear Annoyed of Tunbridge Wells,

I'm not sure which of your insanitary habits you are referring to as "dropping anchor", but that's quite the telescope you're using

Sincerely,

Wrinkelarse of Monmouth
 
... concerned about getting my sensitive bits burned...
I've had my bum 'singed' on a few occasions, the most memorable one being the day before I had to ride a motorbike 250 miles through Greece. It could've been worse, we know a girl who once burned her buttocks to the point of blistering whilst sunbathing. Bad enough in itself, but barely two hours after we'd found her (asleep) on Bandol Beach, she had to climb onto an uncomfortable pillion seat and travel back to Newcastle upon Tyne, in less than 28 hours 😩
 
I go paddle boarding in the buff when at certain anchorages - that way you get a nice all-over tan.

But I don't do this at St Just, it's more a wilderness thing...
 
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