Speedboat versus Police camera van. The score is.............

[jbweston]

I believe there was a case many years ago in which a boat and a car collided on a flooded road, and the courts had to decide whether the boat should have kept to port or the car should have driven on the right.

This is a well-known (fictional) case involving Albert Haddock, in AP Herbert's Misleading Cases (or Uncommon Law). It was adapted for TV many years ago.

 

[Dan Tribe]

I believe there was a case many years ago in which a boat and a car collided on a flooded road, and the courts had to decide whether the boat should have kept to port or the car should have driven on the right.

Sounds like this one. A P Herbert's Misleading Cases A.P. Herbert's 'Misleading Cases' - BBC1 Sitcom - British Comedy Guide

 

[jbweston]

I think there's an echo round here

 

[Dan Tribe]

I think there's an echo round here

Yeah, sorry, I type slow!