HissyFit
Active member
Being caught short in stationary traffic just a small distance from the motorway service station is enough to force one to be creative. A gentleman should always carry condoms (henceforth to be known as 'the receptacle'), so I have been told. I found a few in the glove box. Luckily, I was in the inside lane and the cars in the next lane were staggered. Tying the knot after use requires that you don't totally fill the receptacle. If you are really bursting, then multiple should be used.
Empty diesel can. Might cause diesel bug if not cleaned thoroughly afterwards.
Empty diesel can. Might cause diesel bug if not cleaned thoroughly afterwards.