Shitehawks taking the P---

[brianhumber]

Having scrubbed off last weeks piles of poo and left the lazy jacks on the boom, the Shitehawks simply moved to sit s------ all week along the coachroof rails and on top of the radar. Evidence of this was a foot long fish backbone and tail worthy of the old Top Cat cartoons. Much more of this and I will get a gun.

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[celandine]

I expect the birds can be a nuisance as well.

Mick

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[castaway]

I have installed spring loaded stainless steel MIG wire on my spreaders.. heartily sick of feathered wildlife... I'll go halves on the gun if you're in my area.

Regds Nick

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[FullCircle]

I have plenty of recipes for all manner of birds like pigeon, pheasant, grouse, quail etc, but nothing on Shitehaw*s or Seag*lls. If you feel that there is a niche in the market you may have stumbled on, let me know, and I will be there....


Jim

<hr width=100% size=1>Second Chance - First Love. Ah well, Windex it is then. Hopefully it will all work when launched....

 

[Guest]

Previous mooring I had - a b****y cormorant used to use my mast as a vantage point and eat his catch up there .... Tried everything to get rid of him ........After I left the club and took marina berth - the next guy who took my old mooring - yep you guessed it - back came the Cormorant and now he's got the sh****y deck and sail covers !!

It took a long time to get rid of the stains and marks ..... boy does it stick !!!!


<hr width=100% size=1>Nigel ... and of course Yahoo groups :
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gps-navigator/

 

[Sybarite]

I have a finch who is going mad at his image in my car mirrors and has completely cr*pped on both sides of the car. If he thinks it's a potential mate he going to be terribly frustrated - if I don't get him first.

John

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