Scuttlebutt Christmas Fancy Dress Party

[bobfrost]

One of the pupils at my school has an extremely attractive mother who has agreed to lend me her Fiesta to attend.

MILF-Ford (haven)

 

[KevB]

As usual I'll forget to buy swmbo a prezzie. Come home pi$$ed from the pub when the inlaws are around and burn the Christmas dinner. So same as last year.... I'll be 'up $hit creek'

 

[[3889]]

Go as a broker - Conway. NM

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: Go as a broker - Conway. NM

I'll stand in front of the council offices, put one finger in one ear, and sing hey-nonnie-no music while wearing cords and a gansey. That's right, Folks Town.

I'll make sure to bring a bottle nicked from God's right hand man, St Peter's Port. Failing that some beer in Cannes.

Or maybe I should come as a tin of caviar while making the noise of an old door, slowly opening. Fishspawn Creak.

 

[phanakapan]

Re: Go as a broker - Conway. NM

I'm going to hobble in with a tin of catfood stuck on my foot- Felixstowe.

 

[trouville]

Gosh what an idea! if there were enough we could take over a small but very fine island for a week or so!! Crystal clear water white sand and no cars i bet we could even have the pontoon! Set up a scuttelbut SSB station to revel them not there!!! Port cross!

 

[wiggy]

might put a magnifing glass in front of my trouser zipper to help everyone see my-LittleHampton (read up on your Cockney)

 

[AJW]

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might put a magnifing glass in front of my trouser zipper to help everyone see my-LittleHampton (read up on your Cockney)

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If its hanging straight down then would it be a Southampton?

 

[tugboat]

I might dig out my sausage costume and come as ......... BANGOR!


Aah, I once knew a lovely Welsh lass---- I went to Bangor but 'er stopped I /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif