Scuttlebutt Christmas Fancy Dress Party

[Andrew_Fanner]

Drunkenly trying to drive up the front path, wrecking any barrier.

Ramsgate...

 

[claymore]

Must get me old Womble suit out
Tobermory

 

[BlueSkyNick]

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shy talk


TO you MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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LOL! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[FullCircle]

;;;No doubt JimDew will turn up with his latest wife, New Lyn. :::::::

Dear Shy Talk, in the interests of comedy I see you have me matrimonially involved with my partner Lyn. I accept this attempt as a non libellous social joke this time only.

I would like to point out that my chances of indulging in another potentially yacht threatening traumatic event at the Registry Office is a non starter.

I was going to test the skills of your defence lawyer in a mentally traumatic damage suit, but think you should pop a quid into the RNLI box as penance next time you are passing. You naughty boy.

I want to turn up with a farm implement in my rectal orifice - Wivenhoe (up the Colne)... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Jim & Lynn, who dont look or act like married people. No Sir.

 

[BlueSkyNick]

Sorry, Sorry, a thousand times Sorry!

I will not pop a quid into the RNLI box - it will be a crisp fiver, so that I can sleep more easily at night.

Enjoy the party!

 

[FullCircle]

Thousand times?
Ha, I am only 3 times sorry!!!

I am going to bring Lynn with a couple of baps, and covered in Marmalade. She is going as Sandwich!

 

[ashanta]

I am a patient waiting a transplant. I'm in the Liver pool.

 

[ashanta]

I'm going as a Ghost! Blyth (spirit)

 

[Clive_Rigden]

I shan't be in fancy dress as I'm a bit of a good looker - Beaulieu , /forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif
but I shall be bringing a bottle or three - Gins (on the Beaulieu river) /forums/images/graemlins/crazy.gif

thanks for the invite! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif

 

[Jemmie]

Talk over your partner and go as Dub lin!

 

[AJW]

I've heard there is a pretty rank member of the aristocracy attending....

He is the Lowest tof (t)!

and if he wears a toilet seat around his neck he can go as Looe!

 

[DanTribe]

Will there be a prize for the best Little hampton?

 

[Superstrath]

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Will there be a prize for the best Little hampton?

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Aye, if there is, then there'll be yin fur the maist Brodick.

 

[Jemmie]

Changed my mind .. going as a 1250cc two stroke motorbike .... Torquay

 

[ChrisE]

Well, I'm coming on my ICBM, .... Newquay

 

[FullCircle]

Me too,
I ve decided to pour a bottle of Jack Daniels over me, wear a black T shirt and come as Rye.

 

[Jemmie]

I'm going to stuff myself into a wine bottle's neck and come with wet feet ... erm I mean as Cork!

 

[ChrisE]

If the bike breaks down get the Irish AA man to bring you in, you know who he is.... Padstow.

 

[michaelh]

I'm putting my garden truck in my boiler and going as Barrow-in Furness

 

[cardinal_mark]

As usual at Christmas, I shall wedge a full bottle of Graham's in my gob... port mouth as I'm known. For the party I'll go for two bottles... ports mouth.