SBC - Slimmers boat club

[jimi]

I'm thinking of starting one for the slightly bloaterish chappies .. do you think it'll catch on?

 

[fireball]

Only if you make the destinations somewhere where you cannot buy meat pies /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[jimi]

Fish pie perhaps with shortcrust rather than flaky pastry may suit the Stout Boy's Club better?

 

[stevebirch2002]

As one of the founder members of the FBYC Fat B***tards Yacht Club, I would welcome a chance to get back to my sylphlike adonis shape of 30 years ago..... Where do I sign up to lose 5 stone of ugly fat....

 

[jimi]

Eponymous Societies ..

... aha ... the Steve Birch Clique ;-)

 

[Ships_Cat]

Dunno - SBC members tend to be a bit Niggly.

John

 

[Kawasaki]

Slim chance.

Although on second thoughts---Mobos could be candidates,recent fuel hikes,they may not be able to afford to eat and drink so heavily.
Raggies, no they don,t spend much anyway(cos the winds free) always last at The Bar(cos they go so slow).
Lake Sailors, nah cos they just go round in circles and don,t expend any energy.
Canal, Broads and other Ditch Crawlers no chance cos they just go from Pub To Pub.

Robos maybe, then again their either fit boring gits or overweight "Has Beens".

Slim Chance for heavy membership Me Thinks! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[jimbouy]

Wanna get rid of 3 stone of ugly useless fat???

I have a suggestion!!!

 

[iangrant]

Oi Skinny ribs - I only happened to drop by - anyway nice idea. Tescos do a nice line in haggis for the new club.

cheers

Ian

 

[stevebirch2002]

Yep, chop me head off.... Ta

 

[stevebirch2002]

Re: Eponymous Societies ..

Hi Jimi, not a clique just have to be fat and enjoy sailing and company.... C'mon join the throng or are you toooooo thin?

 

[stevebirch2002]

Only two things smell of tuna....... One of them is tuna

 

[jimi]

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As one of the founder members of the FBYC Fat B***tards Yacht Club,

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... ooo... you can't call it the FBYC!!! thats already taken ... the Forum as a whole is aka the Fray Bentos Yacht Club!

 

[stevebirch2002]

What we going to do with our Polo Shirts, Caps and Mugs that all have the FBYC logo....... eeeek

 

[Guest]

FBYC ....

FBYC (Fat B...... YC) has had web-site and gear for long enough ... so knickers to "poachers" .... Fray Bentos !! Ha Ha !!!!

 

[Becky]

I have an idea!

Why not join my fitness club!!

Then you could be the Fit Boys Yacht Club

I would design a set of exercises that would allow you a reasonable amount of exercise; usual thing, slightly raised blood pressure, light sweat, a little short of breath, and then a rteally tasty diet with all the right thinhs reduced, and including sensible amounts of red wine. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Then I could take you all put for a healthy thrash round some suitable buoys in the Solent to tone up your arm and back muscles, followed by a lovely walk in the woods with my spaniel.

Who could ignore such an offer?


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[FullCircle]

<<<Who could ignore such an offer?>>

Me, easily.
Listen, you only get issued with a fixed quantity of heartbeats, no use wastin 'em.

Pie time, is my time.

 

[Lakesailor]

[ QUOTE ]
a lovely walk in the woods with my spaniel.



[/ QUOTE ] Is this a euphemism? /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

 

[26ft_bathtub]

Re: FBYC ....

Dammit! And I just paid for a bulk order of yachting caps for the Flagellating Benedictine Yacht Club.

 

[ColinHuggins]

Re: FBYC ....

The healthy thrash round some suitable boys should pull 'em in. Sounds like Powerskipper's having a party . . .