jeanne
Member
I have decided that I can no longer rely on the National Lottery to solve my problems The only alternative is to sell my soul to the Devil. I am reliant on Forum members to supply an up-to-date address for Beelzebub plc., and suggestions for a suitable deal.
At the moment I have a few options for a possible deal.
1. To play the piano like Fats Waller.
2. To be transferred back to Ibiza in 1963, and to have the sole rights to sell Caftans.
3.To be Bernie Ecklestones new lover.
I would also like a one or two riders to the contract: you know, the band get to play Carnergie Hall, and apart from the £2.2 Million, they can say what flavour of Ice cream is in the Fridge. I would like Tony Blair to say 'Sorry'.
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At the moment I have a few options for a possible deal.
1. To play the piano like Fats Waller.
2. To be transferred back to Ibiza in 1963, and to have the sole rights to sell Caftans.
3.To be Bernie Ecklestones new lover.
I would also like a one or two riders to the contract: you know, the band get to play Carnergie Hall, and apart from the £2.2 Million, they can say what flavour of Ice cream is in the Fridge. I would like Tony Blair to say 'Sorry'.
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