Sailing Spoonerisms

[AngusMcDoon]

I'm off for a hootle round Panda Island today.

Any more?

 

[mjcoon]

I'm off for a hootle round Panda Island today.

Any more?

I've long favoured "sticking ****" (no blanket required).

Mike.

 

[sarabande]

taught pack

boater moat

Branson trackit

Tortoise and Men-on

bleat case

rife laughed

teasel dank

locket rauncher

Ping clank

 

[Twister_Ken]

Wanchor Inch?

 

[bob234]

Polish it until it is briney shite

 

[bob234]

In my youth, after sailing I used to enjoy a pint of Titbread Whankard

 

[vyv_cox]

Looking for a spare part I have searched every crook and nanny.

 

[johnalison]

A lot of boats now have Throw-busters.

 

[Twister_Ken]

Many boats have main sails, but how many have sane males?

 

[Resolution]

On board for late night carousing I have a much-enjoyed copy of "Rindercella and her Sugly Isters".

 

[AngusMcDoon]

Many boats have main sails, but how many have sane males?

Excellent. I sailed past old Stan of Moo-er yesterday.

 

[Robert Wilson]

In a bar many years ago I ordered a Guint of Piness.
Fact.

 

[Gerry]

Lower the goat!

Kitty (monitor) is tinkly happy.

 

[ItchenSailor]

Maybe not a true spoonerism, but is worthy of mention...

After one too many Killer Bees (rum cocktails)

She was very happy to on a Banone in the Carabaneum...