Gwylan
Well-known member
displacement activity
I have decided that I am going to invent and adopt a charity for KTL
it will be called GOFPS - Grumpy Old F*rts Preservation Society.
All funds will be be used for the provision of stationary, stamps and green pens to impoverished old men so that they can write to newspapers, magazines and local councils.
-after we've opened head quarters in major world capitals and equipped a fleet of planes to transport the presidential team from event to event. Probably need a few Chalets in strategic centres of influence for the skiing season - both Northern and Southern Hemisphere.
- Facilities in the Caribbean for all the essential sailing events that attract GOFs
Later on, as the charity grows, the money will be used for funding internet connections for the same sad old men so that they can carry on the important work of highlighting the follies of the young and promulgating downbeat down-to-earth good common sense opinions around the globe thereby making the world a better but slightly duller place.
I have already sent emails to Beneteau, Raymarine, MDL, Force 4 and all the other usual suspects. I am pleased to tell you that Musto have agreed to launch a new range of comfortable branded sailing clothes in beige and navy blue with the GOFPS logo emblazoned on the inner zipped pocket where we like to keep our wallets - which are rarely if ever opened, even then just that nano second later than the sucker who pays for the round
I wonder if anyone would like to suggest a mission statement for GOFPS
- To boldly moan where moan kind dares to go
We wil also be looking for a team of 40 top executives to run GOFPS -
- salaries will be starting at £60,000 a year [for 1 day a month] and rising to £120,000 for the CEO [ who does not have to ever turn up - just be in jail or the news]
Need a Patron - Phil the Greek seems an ideal candidate.
Far too low!
Need to have at least £4 mio in the pension kitty for the CE and pro rata for the rest of the team.