Romeo

[paulineb]

It's 2019 and Romeo Beckham is turning out to play for Manchester United for the first time. He says to his dad "What number should I wear dad?" David thinks for a while then says:
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Wear 4 out there Romeo

Pxx

 

[ccscott49]

Oh! God! as if I don't have enough to put up with, what with recalcitrant oilwells and now this!..........................i think I'll go back to Mallorca and sun my bod!

 

[paulineb]

You know you love me !!

Pxx

 

[ccscott49]

I do, I do, but I never did get to measure you for your little mouse polo shirt, as promised by Haydn! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

 

[oldgit]

So some m***n of a ball kicker has a brat with a silly name and it gets on to Tv news.Serious news was was it.

lets go over there I am sure I saw a blue bit of sky

 

[ChrisP]

Heard it on the radio this morning.

What do you mean the sea gull in front's walking !!!

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Do you think the parents know he comes to an untimely demise????
It hasn't been made into a film recently has it? so they are unlikely to know the plot.

or maybe he was conceived in the back of an Alfa???

Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.

 

[tcm]

Can't be the car, cos otherwise they'd have called him "156 Estate", wouldn't they?

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Re:Toddington services??? nm

nm

Beer! Now there's a temporary solution.

 

[kingfisher]

Well, they could have named him Sierra or Tango.N

Well, they could have named him Sierra or Tango.NM


Group of people on the pontoon: skipper is the one with the toolbox.
http://sirocco31.tripod.com

 

[longjohnsilver]

Must do better!

This morning! Heard it on the wireless yesterday!

 

[oldgit]

Film?. what you really mean is did somebody make a cartoon version especially for them.Can you picture the scene......
No, David I do not know which club Shakespeare played for............

lets go over there I am sure I saw a blue bit of sky

 

[ccscott49]

Re: Must do better!

Wireless!!! Christ haven't heard it called that for some time! I think thats what my dad used to call it, listening to the Billy Cotton band show, sunday lunchtime, with Alma Cogan!!

 

[corkonian1]

Re: Must do better!

And then theres the Irish football team, Roy,Mick,Jason,Mother Teresa, autobiograpy,alfie halland's knee, roy's hip operation,.....