[193211]
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Government accepts lowest cost tender from “private” company with a board made up of party donors. After 5yrs, project is 5% complete and 400x over budget. Company sues government, wins and is released from contract. Taxpayer foots bill. CEO takes £50m bonus. Mersey tidal barrage becomes footbridge to Spike Island. BBC make documentary on “why can’t the UK do infrastructure?” CEO buys Hebridean Island. Probably.