Rival Consortium

[claymore]

On Friday I was dismissed from the original team developing the seasickness cure on charges related to sexual deviance and financial impropriety.
Both charges are strongly denied and having taken legal advice from some knowledgeable looking chaps in the tap room of the Cartford Arms on Friday evening, I hereby announce that my Solicitors, Hunt, Lunt and Cunningham have been instructed to act to wind up the original company and will make reparations to recover all monies the consortium has or might have - EVER - as a means of easing my pain over the offense caused.
Contrary to the opinion of Jimi and ParaHandy - former friends but friends no more - I did not come up the canal on the last Spam tin lid and did insert a "This idea cannot be put into Production if I'm not part of it " clause. A clause which neither of them saw.
So whilst those two are running around rueing the day they attempted such scuril, scurrilloas...scurelous...damn, UNDERHAND behaviour and behaving like a pair of Big Daft Factory Lassies - Aided and Abetted by TCM it has to be said, of whom I had thought more, and in whom I'm just a little disappointed, I am setting up teh Rival Consortium.
The discussions with the "Major Manufacturer" were in fact as a result of personal friendships and I can now state that a strategic alliance as been formed between myself and Halbergarialy - Rasaiadeteau. I fly to the Baltic this very day.
For those members of the forum who did not take sides in this rather distasteful, blood on the carpet episode - and I have been making notes - you are welcome to become a core and founder member of a market leading, global development. Without wishing to boast - we have orders for several units, sold unseen and sold on the strength of the purchasers vision.
Don't become a statistic my friends - yet another discarded straggler left by the side of the Bridleway of Life - welcome to the winning team.
PS Jimi and Para need not apply as my refusal may offend - not that you considered that when you dismissed me so readily on Friday. AND - I will be bringing a cauliflower to Sailbads do.

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Claymore
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[Twister_Ken]

Medical Advice

Claymore,

It's possible you may have contracted a bad case of cabin fever.

As a leading amateur gynaecologist, may I suggest that you forewith go sailing. Regrettably, this guaranteed cure is not available on the NHS.

Regarding your fixation with cauliflowers, medical essex prevent me from commenting but I do suggest you seek professional advice from my colleague, Dr Chuck Frisbee, MD. If you are unable to afford his fees (and my commission) you should at least try to cut down. Have you considered trying broccoli as a less injurious alternative?



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[claymore]

Re: Medical Advice

Thank you for that my Boy - naturally you are on the Rival Consortium mailing list and I understand that Miss Pringle is writing to offer you some form of reward - she thought a Presidency would be appropriate.
I'm sure you are correct in your diagnosis of cabin fever, however I am currently attempting to reduce the European Marking Mountain and it will be precisely 7 days before I might avail myself of your recommended treatment.
My Mother in Law is an advocate of the benefits of Broccoli and states that they are her friend. For myself I prefer to count Red Wine and Chocolate as mine - along with the humble cauli.
Yours in drink

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[Ohdrat]

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[claymore]

Always liked the cut of yer Jib
you're in
Am arranging Swiss Bank accounts - you OK for Zurich on Thursday?

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[tcm]

Oh this looks much better. I knew it was bound to be Claymore's idea in the first place, so this sounds far less dragged down by so-called partners. I will happily switch allegiances to this new enterprise and withdraw as a prosecution witness for jimi etc in return for a small equity interest.

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Swiss Bank Accounts..

not a good idea.. as the Swiss Banks are being forced to disclose to the US all details of private bank accounts (they're trying to locate Al Queada/Saddam funds).. would suggest we use gold instead or Lichtenstien, I am investigating laundering via a Casino in Monaco too.

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[claymore]

Thats more like it.
Sorry for the delay in response - just got in on the red-eyed shuttle from my day in the Baltic then down to Zurich
The Gnomes have decided that a more robust management structure would be to appoint a tier of Vice Presidents on a first come, first serve basis. Ohdrat has had his appointment confirmed and I have just activated the same process for TCM.
3 more posts to fill before we move on to the next layer of management which will be at Executive Officer level, plus of course a CEO. I think we need a fairly assertive character here and so was looking to broaden the recruitment process, possibly to encompass the Stinkie forum
The Post of President has gone to Kim who wa not content with a 10% cut of the action and pointed out to me - nicely but firmly, that these are his falori and so if I didn't like it I knew what I could do.
My own role is quite clear here - I am not seeking the glamour of high office - I thought I'd just mesh in as a drone somewhere but am looking for a golden handshake in 3 years so that I can retire. I'm happy to eave the amount to the board as I believe they will be just and honourable people.

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[claymore]

Re: Swiss Bank Accounts..

Well - we are a bit committed to Zurich just now but as a VP its up to you....

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[HansBlix]

Security Council Resolution 15655

Members ...
I present my report on the latest terrorist threat to the Brittish Isles. My inspectors have discovered the manufacturing techniques responsible for these Weapons of Mass Dysentry. The hitherto unknown bug, the e-Cauli, is the precursor and has lethal effect when combined with the catalyst ethyl alcohol. My inspectors have investigated a site in the far north at a secluded bay, Tobermory, where evidence of a massive dump exists and signs of extensive testing has been found. Our latest intelligence from George McLooney, MP for Baghdad Central, and a CIA assessment issued by 10 Downing Street and believed written by Romford pre-school kindergarten indicates another attack is being planned to the western approaches possibly near to a small island on the south coast. We remain ever vigilant etc etc .......... but you haf been warned.


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[sailbadthesinner]

Re: Do you have an FD

If so
i would like to offer mrs s 2 b's services. She has no concept of cost control. she does however have an extensive shoe collection to rival Imelda Markos and three wardrobes full of 'nothing to wear'

can all responses please be typed quietly
i have a dreadful hangover having had a rather a weekend of it.

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[Twister_Ken]

Tell your not a real sailor

Or you'd know that the only true meaning for FD is <A target="_blank" HREF=http://www.sailfd.org/images/gbrnatst.jpg>Flying Dutchman</A>

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[sailbadthesinner]

Re:whadda ya mean

they donot look dutch
cannot see a single clog in that photo
and they are boats not planes

can i go home now
i really am hungover

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[Twister_Ken]

Re:whadda ya mean

>i really am hungover <

Self-inflicted wounds are courts martial offences.

<font color=red>NO SYMPATHY </font color=red>he shouted loudly

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[claymore]

Welcome Doctor

I'm just a little busy now so please excuse this hurried response.
The research process you are engaged in is obvously painstaking evident within the detail and accuracy of the related facts.
You are a sailing man then Doctor - for the benefit of forum members, might I ask what vessel you Captain?
Good Having you on board and look forward to a long and mutually beneficial social intercourse.

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Claymore
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