Quick straw poll #2

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Right got the numbers from the last one. Now name the piece of safety equipment that you would recommend a novice to buy first. NO long winded replies just name it.

OK, to hell with it. Unbolt it and we'll use it as an anchor!
 

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Re: Long rope

Long rope, preferably floating type at least 20m long. Can tow or be towed, tie it round self or fenders for retrieving things or people.

oh, and all the other stuff too.
 

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Prozac for when the bills arrive.....

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Clean underwear

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(a) Divorce lawyer to get rid of SWMBO

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(b) bigger boat to keep SWMBO keen on boating

also need accountant to work out which of two options is cheaper. May need to hire (a) first as threat in order to obtain (b)
 

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50 Condoms

Dom

Can't resist your posting... it's just crying out for a remark!!!

You must be dreaming here... The babes cannot be thinking big boat.... big fender socks then the owner must have a big ..... !!!

It must be all the little old ladies your thinking of that look attractive after a few beers as they pass by. Oooooh.... fender socks... knit one... pearl one!!! I think that's more like it!

... I want to be back on the water!
 

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Re: 50 Condoms

Whilst all the big boats are moored outside the bay I am up near the beach inviting peeps on board for drinks.

Why does it have to be big to be a babe magnet, it just has to have style like its owner. Chicks dont dig a big Rolls Royce or Mercedes, they prefer the smaller sports cars, fact from a recent poll.

Little old ladies....ha....dont judge everyone by your own standards ;-)

BTW thanks for replying it was posted with that intent.

Dom

I am boating again ;-)
 

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Re: 50 Condoms

Being a new comer to all this (NPI), I can see I'm going to have to be more careful in future. Left myself totally open on that one.

I will pick my moment and REVENGE will be MINE!!!!

P.S. How did you know about the little old ladies??

... I want to be back on the water!
 

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50 condoms? F*** me! OK Then make it 51 /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

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..... And SWMBO is the keeper.

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Re: 50 Condoms

No do not try revenge with a half sicilian or I will have to get half even with you cos you mess with me you mess with half my family....or somehing like that ;-)

Oh and yes you did leave yourself wide open on that one ;-)

Dom

I am boating again ;-)
 
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