Quantity of Yachts on the S Coast

[jimi]

I have worked it out! Its all down to Cherbourg's double entrance and quantum mechanics ..explains also the clusters!

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[Becky]

And to the proximity of the French restaurants and wineries and the narrowness of the Channel and the wealth of the people living along the South Coast to mention just a few other points

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[jimi]

No no no no .. its all explained by Young's double slit experiment and Freynam's every possible simultaneous trajectory formulation!

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[Becky]

Jimi, you don't know what you are talking about. It is really the basis of Fermet's last theorem, mixed up with secondary port tidal calculations

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[jimi]

listen lass .. you jist get back to girlie things like cleaning the bogs and plumbing and leave the clever things to us chappies!

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[StugeronSteve]

What have you been reading now, "Universe in a Nutshell", or Polkinghorne's "Very Short Introduction to Quantum Theory"?

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[Neraida]

Clusters eh?

Hmmmm, does this allow for higher powered sailing in a "yacht cluster"? Or maybe the useful resource sharing allowed by multiple yachts? think of the benefits, shared processing power, equally distributed sail area, shared bunkage /forums/images/icons/wink.gif, shared storage, shared holding tanks....

You do realise of course that by putting, say, 10 yachts in each cluster you are reducing the number of "vessels" on the water by a factor of 10..


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[StugeronSteve]

This is a very serious question and may have consequences on the way in which we understand the origins of our Universe. Besides that if there should prove to be an infinite number of Cherbourgs, with accompanying Frances, the possibilities for dining and wine drinking are literally endless!

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[StugeronSteve]

Also explains why there are so few yachts around some of the black holes I can think of!

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[jimi]

The black hole explains the "stretched" yacht. Think the South side of the IoW is such a black hole .. symptoms .. no yachts visible, radiation emissions and very short people. Another is Ardrossan

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[StugeronSteve]

I thought that a red dwarf was a collapsing star, not a vertically challenged IOW resident! Although, this may be a precursor to the development of the St. Caths black hole. A sudden lengthening of the locals would be seriously worrying though.

A "stretched keel", due to sailing in close proximity to the event horizon of a developing singularity, would be an interesting excuse for running aground.

Perhaps we need the Admiralty to devise a chart symbol for black holes and ensure that they are clearly marked on all charts.

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[Alistairr]

I'd agree about Ardrossan, But not the marina there.

The MD and his Daughter there are friends of mine, So the place albeit, a bit quiet, and currently looks like a building site, Is a fantastic up and coming Marina. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif/forums/images/icons/wink.gif

But anyway, What do i know!!! I m niether a Raggie or on the South Coast, So maybe ishould go back to sleep/forums/images/icons/crazy.gif.

But Hey Jimi, I'm coming doon tha Sooth Coast in May,
Offers of sailing in a real boat are flooding in, Well so far 4 offers, and they are all Stnkies./forums/images/icons/smile.gif



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[Sybarite]

No Jimi. It's because everybody wants to bask in the sun and the heat along the South Coast.

John

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[Twister_Ken]

Nomenclature

Has this got anything to do with warp speed?

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[Alistairr]

Maybe all the Yachts should clear out, and gie me and jimi space, for when i come doon in May. Jimi, we could try Warp speed, if i bring big Morag fa Stevenston to blow on tha Cloth things.



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[jimi]

Re: Nomenclature

.. yep and also space warps aka port cockpit locker .. I'm sure there is a singulatity mid channel .. cos I always seem to lose 12 hours there!

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[Twister_Ken]

Re: Nomenclature

I've found that warp speed is not as fast as heaving-line speed.

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[BrendanS]

There is a law against loch bound scottish stinkie rabble using english waters, so you'll have to rethink things I'm afraid. Of course, you could always open that moth infested sporran, and pay for extensive rounds for all the south coast forumites while down here, by way of bribery not to blab to the authorities

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[jimi]

AlistaiRr thinks he's found a wormhole between Loch Lomond and Buckler's Hard ... but apparently it means he comes out of Lord Montague's <- Censored by the Administration .. you can't say that sort of thing here .. yellow card->

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[Alistairr]

Auch, Wit ya rabbling on aboot man?
The moths in mae sporran are there purely ta keep ma monies company.
I hae nae problem in buying a round, I'm sure Jimi would be delighted ta meet me and the misses for a pint or twa.
But on ya go and run along noo, and tell they authorities Big Al fae Ayrshire wiz asking for them.


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