Putting TEPs in the marina skip - what happens next

BlueSkyNick

Well-Known Member
Joined
29 Apr 2003
Messages
11,766
Location
Near a marina, sailing club and pub
Visit site
Suppose somebody, a complete unknown, decides to throw an old flare into marina skip. Some days later the waste disposal contractor lorry comes by and empties the skip. The machinery in the lorry compacts all the marina rubbish in with all its previous pick ups.

Some seconds later bright red smoke starts pouring out of the back of the lorry. The driver becomes very nervous in case the whole lot catches fire, moves into a space away from cars and boats, and asks the marina staff to call 999.

10 minutes later, a fire engine which has driven through the town at haste, arrives and the incident commander takes control. Firemen don breathing apparatus. The side of the lorry is very hot causing a fire risk in the hydraulic fluid in the lorry's machinery.

A second fire engine arrives, as does a senior area fire officer and a police car, the whole area is cordoned off.

The Incident commander instructs the lorry driver to tip the load into the marina car park, while his men stand by with fire hoses. 5 tons of rubbish, most of which came from all the previous collections before the marina, is tipped out and hosed down. Eventually they find a floating smoke beacon, which has been discharged and is still hot. Its label shows it expired in 2005.

The two fire engines, nine fire fighters and the police car depart the scene. The rubbish lorry gets off on its round 45 minutes late with a driver whose nerves have now calmed down enough for him to drive.

The marina manager has to then arrange for a much larger skip to be delivered and for a local plant company to provide a lorry with a grab to clear up the smelly, wasp infested pile all at a cost yet to be known.

Much time and money has been expended by a lot of people, the marina visitors have been inconvenienced, and the marina manager's day has been somewhat spoilt. :mad:

The whole situation could have been much much worse. The culprit still cannot be identified, despite very high quality CCTV systems.

Moral of story: PUTTING FLARES IN BINS IS VERY DANGEROUS AND TOTALLY IRRESPONSIBLE. Even though the official procedure for disposal is tedious, it makes sense. If you cant get to a CG station, at least take them to a police station who takes them in - for example, Lymington certainly does.
 
Bit worried if some of the ASBO challenged brigade read your post Nick. I reckon they'll think this is a jolly jape and a whole days entertainment. they get to see a burning bin lorry, firemen doing their stuff as seen on London's Burning, blues and two's turning up and not even chasing them and to cap it all then all the ****'s tipped out of the bin lorry into the car park. That'll give them at least a day's fun. Maybe keep it secret eh?
 
As this isnt necessarily Scrotes Corner, and a search for 100 ways to fire bomb your local marina wouldn't show up in Google, I would leave it.

It makes horrific reading, and I cannot beleive that a sane rational boater could have even contemplated it.

A salutary tale Nick, thanks

PS, I hope the **** is reading this......
 
an interesting response Col.... not sure whether I should delete or not .... any other views?
I wouldn't worry about deleting it. I wouldn't doubt it was an inconsiderate boater on this occasion. First of all the delinquent element would have to get hold of TEP's and then I doubt whether they would start scouting through posts on a boating forum to get inspiration for mischief - more likely want to set them off more publicly than target a Marina skip I would have thought.
 
On a side note, if it becomes harder and more complex to dispose of old 'Pyros' then you may see this kind of thing happening more often.
 
Probably just completely thoughtless. Hopefully they will hear of what happened - it will be the talk of the club & marina for a while. Just watch carefully the reaction of those to whome you tell the story. One may look a little fidgety & blush. :o
 
an interesting response Col.... not sure whether I should delete or not .... any other views?

If I were a member of the "ASBO challenged brigade" who was lucky enough to come into possession of some flares, I'm sure I could think of many more "entertaining" uses than chucking it in a skip. The odds of any particular one going off that way probably aren't all that high, this high-profile instance notwithstanding.

Pete
 
If I were a member of the "ASBO challenged brigade" who was lucky enough to come into possession of some flares, I'm sure I could think of many more "entertaining" uses than chucking it in a skip. The odds of any particular one going off that way probably aren't all that high, this high-profile instance notwithstanding.

Pete

Yeah much more likely is an impromptu 'firework' display at the local park or outside the nearby Kebab shop.. I can still remember being a teenager and it's all about maximum dramatic effect. :D
 
I don't doubt that more expired flares are currently going into marina skips than go to the collection centres. For example, if your boat is based on the North Wales coast, e.g. Rhyl, Conwy, Menai Strait, Pwllheli, Portmadog and others, you face either a drive to Holyhead, a round trip of up to 100 miles, or to Liverpool, even further, to dispose of them. Very few people, even the most conscientious of yachtsmen, are going to go to this trouble and expense. The current scheme is completely unworkable. Why is there no arrangement for the chandlery to collect them and return them to the manufacturer, as is done in France?
 
Much the same effect can be achieved with some hot ashes from the fire.

_46134966_gascan226.jpg


What could have happened when someone put this gas bottle in their wheely bin?
 
Top