Passage peeing

[Scillypete]

This is definitely the way forward having just done several night passages this has made a world of difference and no need to fumble around for a light while trying not to bounce off the bulkhead and the real bonus a good target to aim for

 

[Gary Fox]

Standing is verboten

 

[Bajansailor]

Just stand at the rail and hang on to a shroud to pee over the side - what could possibly go wrong???

 

[Stemar]

Just stand at the rail and hang on to a shroud to pee over the side - what could possibly go wrong???

There's an oft-quoted statistic...

 

[Poignard]

A funnel with a flexible spout poked down the cockpit drain saves going below.

 

[Boathook]

Nice one Scillypete. I assume that the lights are fitted to the seat ? Wonder how it could be done on a lavac which needs the seat and lid to be 'airtight'.

 

[RichardS]

Just pee in the sink.

Richard

 

[johnalison]

Standing is verboten☠

How precious can you get? If someone messes up the heads it only takes a few seconds with the shower hose to flush it away.

 

[LadyInBed]

I use a milk container with the top cut off - in the cock pit, where else! ?

 

[Minerva]

This is definitely the way forward having just done several night passages this has made a world of difference and no need to fumble around for a light while trying not to bounce off the bulkhead and the real bonus a good target to aim forView attachment 117732

That's impressive - is that battery operated or wired into the 12v system? & where have you placed the actual LED light?

 

[Minerva]

I use a milk container with the top cut off - in the cock pit, where else! ?

I use the heads like any civilised person. I don't want any crew getting their chaps out when I'm having a cup of coffee; quite off putting.

 

[Poignard]

Just pee in the sink.

Richard

Keeps it disinfected.

 

[LadyInBed]

I don't want any crew getting their chaps out when I'm having a cup of coffee; quite off putting

Maybe it's just lousy coffee! ?

 

[Poignard]

Nice one Scillypete. I assume that the lights are fitted to the seat ? Wonder how it could be done on a lavac which needs the seat and lid to be 'airtight'.

An alternative might be to gaffer-tape a torch to one's privy parts.

 

[Clancy Moped]

An alternative might be to gaffer-tape a torch to one's privy parts.

Head torch?

 

[penfold]

No need for gaffer tape, remember Queen Victoria's husband.

 

[Poignard]

No need for gaffer tape, remember Queen Victoria's husband.

I daren't google that! Perhaps you could explain? Quickly please, while my wife is out of the room.

 

[LadyInBed]

I daren't google that! Perhaps you could explain? Quickly please, while my wife is out of the room.

Google 'a prince albert'

 

[penfold]

See how the youth of today haven't seen any parts of their body that wouldn't be improved by having ironmongery forced through it by a gun that makes an intimidating 'SCHUNK!' noise? Imagine that through your foreskin.

I daren't google that! Perhaps you could explain? Quickly please, while my wife is out of the room.

 

[Poignard]

Google 'a prince albert'

I've always understood that a Prince Albert was another name for a pocket watch chain.

Are you seriously suggesting that he ......................?

No! I don't even want to think about it!