Off to see the Cutter now....

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I am trying a new sport today.
Day surgery.

Apparently they can have you in, whip your leg off, and have you out the back door in a couple of hours. Marvellous.

Or not. We shall see.

Me, frightened? Nah!!!! /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif ermm, Ok, just a bit then.
 
Oh dear /forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif Hope it goes alright.

It can't be cosmetic so er, will you be called Jim or Doris afterwards? /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
 
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Been offline for a couple of days so don't know what I've missed, but, when the doctor says to the nurse, slip off his spectacles,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, er /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
Good luck mate,,, hope you come back with your own bunch of grapes intact /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
Right, that's it, I am back.

in at 11am, out by 1140. Magic.

7 stitches internally and 6 to repair the skin. All done by a travelling surgeon, in this case a really amusing Doctor from Nigeria with a wide smile and warm hands. We talked about Zimbabwe for 20 minutes while he was doing his stuff, and the most pain was the needle going into about 8 places around the cyst.
The damned thing made me feel like Quasimodo.

For those of a trembly disposition, look away now, because this is a genuine piece of discarded Full Circle. In reality about the size of a ping pong ball.
Mrs FC has been getting onto me for months about this, but my inbred male scarediness prevented me from crossing their threshold.

I was pleased to learn that this was 'a big one'. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif



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Its off to the lab so they can admire my unwanted bits, and they said they might do some tests on it afterward. Apparently it will pass an O Level all on its own, in any subject.

I am just starting to feel sore, as the anaesthetic is wearing off, but a strong mug of tea with a liberal sprinkling of Ibuprofen should keep that under control.
I have also treated myself to a large locally made Pork pie, which I shall spread with Colmans powdered mustard until my eyes water.


So I no longer look like Quasimodo from the rear, not much I can do about the front view without many thousands of pounds worth of not so free cosmetic surgery.


Viva le NHS! (except the £7.10 prescription for penicillin)
 
Just goes to show that when the NHS works, it really does work incredibly well.

I bet the cyst is very pleased /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif.

Glad it went well.
 
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Viva le NHS! (except the £7.10 prescription for penicillin)

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A snip at that price /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
Good to hear it worked out Jim
 
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So it was the Cyst that took Jim to the Hospital then to get him removed /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

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Roger, please decyst from making those sorts of comments.
 
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There. Much better. Didnt feel a thing. Could have given me a bigger jar.

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You should have incysted!
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There. Much better. Didnt feel a thing. Could have given me a bigger jar.

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Or......


no bigger jar because.....
























you were part of my cutback plan.


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Too late, it's already in the cystem /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif

and before anyone says a thing, the cyst is not me /forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif
 
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