petem
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By some kind of weird logic Mrs Petem seems to have confused my occasional leering at Charlie Dimmock with admiration of Alan Titchmarsh and his literary abilities. Consequently what should appear in my stocking on Christmas morning, but the "Last Lighthouse Keeper" written by the TV gardener and housewife's favourite himself.
Looking at the back cover the book showed a glimmer of promise as it purported to tell the story of the last lighouse keeper who buys a motor boat and sails it round Britain.
To save anyone the trouble of reading it here is my review:-
Plot: Lightouse keeper in fictional cornish village buys ex Dunkirk little ship. Falls in love with girl. Discovers unlikely drug smuggling ring. Goes nowhere in the boat.
Affinity with the sea: Closest it got was when I dropped it in the bath.
Nautical references: Some references to 'Gin Palaces', 'GPS', 'Lobster pots', etc.
What's it good for: Might make a plot for 'Harbour Lights'.
Score: 4/10.
Anybody got any recommendations?
Looking at the back cover the book showed a glimmer of promise as it purported to tell the story of the last lighouse keeper who buys a motor boat and sails it round Britain.
To save anyone the trouble of reading it here is my review:-
Plot: Lightouse keeper in fictional cornish village buys ex Dunkirk little ship. Falls in love with girl. Discovers unlikely drug smuggling ring. Goes nowhere in the boat.
Affinity with the sea: Closest it got was when I dropped it in the bath.
Nautical references: Some references to 'Gin Palaces', 'GPS', 'Lobster pots', etc.
What's it good for: Might make a plot for 'Harbour Lights'.
Score: 4/10.
Anybody got any recommendations?