Naked Germans

[lustyd]

If you think nude distance walking is the same or at least just as despicable as abusing hundreds of children over decades you've got it wrong.

Fun fact: just did a search for the "naked rambler" as the press called him, in order to see if I had missed something. Google however decided to "exclude the term "naked" from this search because SaveSearch is activated" That's of course thanks to Three and their policy on adult content. I could go to their shop and have it unblocked but who wants to be seen as a perv?*




*yeah, could use DuckDuckGo or TOR but that's beside the point

Oh it's too late now, you're probably already on "the list" for the heinous crime of typing "naked" into a search box. In fact you just confessed. You're clearly a deviant and should expect a 2am search of your house for evidence of your crime. Can you PROVE that drawer full of ladies undergarments belongs to your wife or would you prefer just to confess and save the search for more evidence?

 

[lustyd]

I was sailing down to the Levkas bridge the other day, cracking along at 5 knots (just including that bit to try to keep this thread slightly nautical) when I overtook a charter boat (motoring of course). As I looked across a young beautiful naked Italian lady waved at me, I waved back unable to take my eyes of her beautiful pair of very large.... eyes. I considered dropping a reef or two in to stay alongside them but the bridge was opening in ten minutes so I pushed on.

I have to say that to me seeing her was a far nicer sailing experience than if the bloke on the helm had his meat and two veg waving about in the breeze - but then again if I feel that looking at a meat and two veg might add something to my life then I just have to look down.

Call me biased or sexist but the female body is far more attractive when naked than the male body. It was designed that way to attract mating partners. The male does not need to rely on visual appearance as he was developed to be powerful and able to take what he wants. So generally it should be assumed that if someone is showing you their sexual organs then they are really asking you if you fancy a bit of hows your father. I think pants were invented to cover genitalia in public to avoid this confusion.

In the summer on a boat in a hot climate nudity is a good thing - much cooler and less laundry but I would suggest not waving it in a neighbours face unless they have particularly shown interest in seeing it (or unless you are a beautiful young Italian lady on a charter boat)!

You are indeed biased and sexist. What you're effectively saying is that women who have no interest in seeing naked women should continue to do so but they are not allowed to see the object of their desires even if they want to. Almost as much nonsense as Alton Towers banning speedos.
I've no idea whether you're male or female, but you definitely are sexist in this regard and either don't value equal rights or haven't thought it all the way through. The way you said it was entirely different to others on the thread though, which makes all the difference

 

[lustyd]

Some people like nudity some don't. If a person walks down the street naked he or she (see I'm not sexist) is forcing everyone whether they like it or not to have to see their genitals. I like nudity but I'm fussy about who I see nude and who sees me nude - so ask me first if you want to show me your genitals, or if you think there might be a chance that I'll see them as I go about my daily life (i.e if your on a neighbouring boat in an anchorage).

Just because you like walking around naked does not mean that manners should go out of the window with the clothes.

So you're fine with attractive Italian women showing their genitals in public even if it offends people, but male genitals are unacceptable? Kind of sounds like you're not all that clear on the subject to me. I never said I like being naked by the way or that I do go naked outside. I do respect the freedom of others though, and don't find nudity to cause me any particular problems. I'd rather a boat full of naked old people next to me in an anchorage than a boat full of loud drunk fully clothed people. I can look away from nudity so it isn't all that invasive as far as I'm concerned.

 

[interloper]

Some people like nudity some don't. If a person walks down the street naked he or she (see I'm not sexist) is forcing everyone whether they like it or not to have to see their genitals. I like nudity but I'm fussy about who I see nude and who sees me nude - so ask me first if you want to show me your genitals, or if you think there might be a chance that I'll see them as I go about my daily life (i.e if your on a neighbouring boat in an anchorage).

Just because you like walking around naked does not mean that manners should go out of the window with the clothes.

I have a problem with the idea that the observer should have the authority to declare something or someone offensive and ban their presence in public. There are those who are offended by gay people, Muslims, people with Down's Syndrome, and various racial groups. We have people in the United States who would be happy to ban any of the above. As recently as the 1960s, we had areas that were off limits to blacks. Even today, there are periodically news stories of people being asked to leave restaurants because they are gay or handicapped. The fact that you are offended should not trump the rights of others.

Thank you for patiently tolerating my views,
Interloper

 

[MrB]

You are wasting your time with Lusty Vonasi, he thinks exposing your man veg in front of kids is perfectly acceptable and to quote him...

Children don't have a problem with it either

Very twisted sick mind on this one.

 

[lustyd]

So what's your problem with loud, drunk, clothed people? Some of the nicest people I know are loud, drunk and fully clothed. It's the sober, quiet ones, who walk around in the nude when they know other people are looking that you should be worrying about. You can always dinghy over to the loud drunk ones and ask them to 'turn it down a bit, it's late' but if you approached the quiet sober naked ones it would mean getting closer to the genitals that you are trying to avoid!

I think you might need therapy - have you tried having loud fun and getting drunk with clothes on - it's a hoot! But once again I'd suggest doing it with good looking women (if you are a red blooded male) just in case there is any chance of a bit of nude action and genital sharing to be had later in the evening.

So red blooded males have to like women now too? I thought your first post sounded a bit "look at me, I'm definitely not gay, I like naked women and I hate naked men so I'm definitely not gay because I hate naked male bodies". I realise now that seeing a naked man in public probably worries you as it will give the game away so let's just agree to disagree and perhaps cut down on the homophobia?

 

[mjcoon]

... If a person walks down the street naked he or she (see I'm not sexist) is forcing everyone whether they like it or not to have to see their genitals.

Strange sort of "force". Reminds me of a story I heard years ago. An elderly spinster contacts the head of a cadet school and complains about his cadets sea bathing naked. He counters that where she lives it would not be possible to determine that the boys are naked. She responds "But I have a telescope!"...

Mike.

 

[nimbusgb]

You are wasting your time with Lusty Vonasi, he thinks exposing your man veg in front of kids is perfectly acceptable and to quote him...

Very twisted sick mind on this one.

Boy what a **** you are!

 

[MrB]

Boy what a **** you are!

What you think it's acceptable too or are you just saying i'm a 4* guy? I can live with the latter :encouragement:

 

[lustyd]

without the fear of suddenly seeing male genitals?

Would have been fine if she'd seen a vajazzle though? Why on earth did you feel the need to specify male genitals, what have you got against penises specifically?

 

[Neil]

You are wasting your time with Lusty Vonasi, he thinks exposing your man veg in front of kids is perfectly acceptable and to quote him...

Very twisted sick mind on this one.

Is Mr B short for Bozo the Clown?

 

[MrB]

Is Mr B short for Bozo the Clown?

It can be what ever you want it to be And wouldn't that be "MrBTC?

 

[mjcoon]

Surely the elderly spinster should be able to do some bird watching through her telescope without the fear of suddenly seeing male genitals?

Anyone who thinks they are going to see birds on a beach with people running about on it (whatever they might be wearing) must be getting the wrong sort of twitch!

(I'm not sure the original story specified a beach; might have been an outside pool.)

Mike.

 

[Lakesailor]

Nice to see we are all getting on well and laughing at the German nudists (or is that naturists?).

 

[interloper]

Homo Sapiens has been around for perhaps 200,000 years. It's only during the last 2000 years that clothing has become compulsory. Nudity remains the norm even today in some societies. Both the children and the little old ladies in those societies are able to deal with it, which demonstrates that offense to nudity is a learned behavior. Personally, I find a burqa more offensive than nudity because of the repression it symbolizes.

I'll apologize in advance that I'm an American engaging in this debate on a British forum. Conservatives in the United States who profess a love of personal liberty are completely unable to deal with the concept of allowing people to make their own choices regarding what to wear (or not wear) on a beach.

 

[sailaboutvic]

OK guys , I think you all got too much time on your hands with nothing better to do , My engine need to be services , any interested ?, you can do it clothes or in the nude , it makes no different to me , let me know when you have finish and I will return from the bar .

www.bluewatersailorcroatia.webs.com

 

[pvb]

& how many just leering?

None that I've noticed. It's very much a family resort, with whole families happily naked on the beach - all ages from babies to very old people.

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Just to lighten up this Fred again, here's a funny 'nudity' tale; two of my cousins, in the days of their yoof were very active TA(as it was then) Royal Fusilier London battn. members until marriage and children clipped their wings.

They gravitated to the antitank platoon, and formed a Mobat*crew with several other cousins/distant cousins.
One annual camp, up in Catterick on exercises, they all got really hammered, and decided to jog round the square towing the gun on it's man-hauling harnesses. Being aware that their uniforms needed to be tidy for a very early muster next morning, my cousins Charlie-boy as gun sub No1 and Young Bob decided they should do it in boots, ankle, black, dms, webbing and helmets.
Stark b***ock naked otherwise.

Needless to say, the Guard Sarjent was not amused, and they were all put in cells and on a fizzer.
The Battn. CO did have a sense of humour, and rather than C-B losing his stripes, and everyone getting pay docked, he insisted they go straight from the cells to the muster, still hung over and towing the Mobat, and parade with the rest of the A/T platoon.
Huge ribbing and laughter, esp as it was cold and raining- well it was 'sunny' Catterick!!:disgust:

It became something of a Family legend/saying, as in 'doing a Chas & Bob' when skinny dipping etc


*(a largish recoiless a/t gun, bit of a suicide weapon due to the back blast giving your position away)

 

[TacXX]

Hello, i am german and have been following this thread. I just wanted to let you know that not all of us sail or go to the beach naked. Swimming in shorts is more common here than doing it without. We also do not all have a moustache (particularly not all the ladies). Just wanted to throw a different perspective in. Kind regards, Wolfgang

 

[Tidewaiter2]

Hello, i am german and have been following this thread. I just wanted to let you know that not all of us sail or go to the beach naked. Swimming in shorts is more common here than doing it without. We also do not all have a moustache (particularly not all the ladies). Just wanted to throw a different perspective in. Kind regards, Wolfgang

Quite right, Wolfgang, not many German nudists up in Kiel or the Baltic last year
I suspect that those under discussion are like our Hooray Henry/Henriettas and Chavs/Chavettes reputation for drunkness/behaving badly in Spain, etc, and certain types of American tourists also.

Certain elements of every country's population behave badly or even worse than normal when abroad, alas.