n.b Old Ladies....

[Dave1258]

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when
it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off
the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any Chemist's.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local Superdrug, and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she
is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what
brand she prefers.

"Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted!


I'll get me coat..........


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[powerskipper]

Top Reasons That Eve Was Created

God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he would not ask for directions.
God knew that one day Adam would require someone to locate and hand him the remote.
God knew Adam would never go out and buy himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.
God knew Adam would never be able to make a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment for himself.
God knew Adam would never remember which night to put the garbage on the curb.
God knew if the world was to be populated, men would never be able to handle the pain and discomfort of child- bearing.
As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would never remember where he left his tools.
Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame his troubles on when God caught him hiding in the garden.
As the Bible says, It is not good for man to be alone!
When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped back, scratched his head, and said, "I can do better than that!"



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[Alistairr]

Re: Top Reasons That Eve Was Created

And subsequently Failed Again!!!!!!

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[powerskipper]

Re: Top Reasons That Eve Was Created

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