My day so far

[boatmike]

Got up, looked out of window, confirmed much too cold to go down to the boat, went back to bed.
Got up, got a bollocking from SWMBO who was watching TV paranoia about getting my identity stolen cos I don't shred everything.
Decided to finish off my passerelle wot I made out of an old ladder in my garage. Found some treadmaster but no glue. Phoned mate up road who says he has it in stock.
Get in car. Drive to Fareham. Forget to stop at Mates for glue. Why am I in Fareham? Dunno..... While there buy shredder at Macro to keep SWMBO quiet.
Drive home. Forgot to call in to Mates for glue again. Doh!
Decide cheese on toast would be good. Burn toast. Drop cheese in washing up in sink......
Eventually eat Fairy Liquid flavoured cheese toasty sandwich and reflect.....
1. Am I getting old?
2. Do other people have days like this?
3. When the sun comes out will I get better?
4. More important than anything why am I telling you lot?

 

[johna]

1. Do you listen to Nick Girdler after 1100 hrs. If so yes
2. yes
3. The sun is out but its too bl**dy cold
4. All of the above

 

[Nauti Fox]

Welcome to my world.

 

[mirabriani]

I can sympathise.
Before I went ski ing I exercised my legs hard at the gym.
Legs are ok but I have come back with shoulders so stiff
I cannot change a light bulb!

Regards Briani

 

[jimi]

Hi Briani, just a wotrd of advice. If you must go skiing at your advanced age, do'nt put light bulbs in your pockets or use one as a bobble on yer hat!

 

[mirabriani]

Well now thanks for that Jimi

I might regret this, but do you have any suggestions
as to emergency equipment?

Regards Briani