BarryD
New member
I'm going to buy another petrol boat! With two big v8s this time instead of only one - well I bet that got you laughin'.... If no then try these;
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
9. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
11. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
12. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
13. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
14. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
15. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
16. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
17. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
19. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
20. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
6. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
7. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
8. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
9. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
10. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
11. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
12. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
13. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
14. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
15. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.
16. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
17. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
18. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
19. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.
20. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused
