Life begins at 40 (or does it)

[Nickel]

A bright side?

Just think of all those people who never made it to 39!

Anyone who says his glass is half empty - well don't buy them another drink!

<hr width=100% size=1>Nickel

Being paranoid simply means - having all the facts.

 

[Dave1258]

Happy Birthday mate,and just to make you welcome to the '40's' club,..take a note of these pointers.
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You Know You've Reached Middle Age If...

You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

A gardener cuts your grass even though you have a brand-new lawn mower in the garage.

Now that you can finally afford front-row seats at a rock concert, you can't imagine why anyone would want to be there.

Whenever an old movie comes on television late at night, you've already seen it.

Your baby pictures are in black and white.



You remember where you were when President Kennedy was shot, but you can't remember where you put the car keys last night.

Your prescription refill number is programmed into your "speed dial."

You have your Christmas cards in the mail by December 1st.

You stopped worrying about hair loss and started worrying about memory loss.

You own more electrical appliances than there are electrical outlets in your home.

While you are appalled by President Clinton's alleged sexual exploits, you admire his stamina.


You can make major household repairs without buying any new tools.

You've named your eyeglasses by the activity they permit you to do.

Some of your mortgage payment actually goes against the principal.

Watching Coronation St. or Eastenders is only possible on "nap" days.

Paul McCartney, Mick Jagger, and Peter, Paul & Mary don't look that old to you.

Have a good 'un Mandy and Dave. /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif


<hr width=100% size=1> A man should have two things in life, a boat and a wife willing to let him have one.